The Third Wheel
The only thing Stanley & Michael didn't plan on for the perfect date was...Phil.
The clumsy and shy Stanley is a nice fellow, beloved by his colleagues in the office. He has a crush on the gorgeous new-hire Diana, but he has difficulties to get close to her. When Stanley finally invites Diana for a date, he hits the homeless Phil with his Taurus, and his planned night turns upside down.
A little weird, but nice
I've always felt that Ben Affleck is nothing more than a Jersey Bro posing as Hollywood royalty, which is moderately offensive but nothing near the banal sensibilities displayed in this sexist flop written and co-starred in by long time buddy Jay Lacopo. The Third Wheel also stars the sex doll shell of Denise Richard soul, and a version of Luke Wilson that I want to take a chainsaw to. Executive producing credits to both Affleck and Damon, the later who shamefully plummets beyond his "Scotty Doesn't Know" Eurotrip cameo, with a late appearance as a vengeful Ex in this piss fest. Directed by Dill Scallion's own Jordan Brady who you'll not need to remember. If you were perplexed by the…