Synopsis
WARNING: Guaranteed to offend
A series of comedic short films guaranteed to offend.
1999 Directed by Vince Offer
A series of comedic short films guaranteed to offend.
Vince Offer Gena Lee Nolin Rebekah Chaney Michael Clarke Duncan Lightfield Lewis Joey Buttafuoco Slash Ant Dyrk Ashton Mike Boito Bobby Lee Mongo Brownlee Michael "Wheels" Parisi Dante Barbara Snellenburg Gloria Sperling Sam Costello Chris Watson Karen Black Brian Van Holt Jeff Jaeger Peachy Keene Melanie Pullen Morgan Alvet Zoska Myock George Smity Tony Vera Paolo Scandarisi Sam MacTaggert Show All…
Did you spend your teenage years watching late night cable television as much as I did? Do you remember seeing infomercials that looked like this that were advertising “The Most offensive Comedy Film ever made!” like it was a Girls Gone Wild video? And do you remember saying “that looks fucking atrocious!” while shaking your head at the fact that it even existed? I do. And I remembered it long enough to track it down 14 years later, for a penny on fucking eBay.
What this “is” is an example of one manipulative, pathetic bully of a man named Vince Offer (better known to most people as The ShamWOW Guy) desperate to become a comedian but without any of the…
It's probably been 5 years or more since I've seen this movie, and I still remember how bad it was. This movie is my absolute 0 on my scale of movie ratings and believe me, pretty much all of the movies people list as 'the worst movie they've ever seen' are masterworks compared to this.
This was supposed to be a comedy, yet there was only one joke that was even remotely funny:
"Look, it's Batman!"
*Cut to a guy holding a baseball bat*
There, now you don't need to waste your time with this 'movie'. I would give this a zero if I could.
THE MOST HYPNOTIC SHLOCK YOULL EVER SEE !!!
I GUARANTEE YOUVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS NUTS AS THIS !!!
I HAD MY EYES SO FOCUSED ON THE SCREEN I WAS LOOKING THROUGH IT
VINCE OFFER THE DIRECTOR AND CREATOR OF THIS SOMEWHAT OF A HAMSHOW, THEN WENT ON AND SOLD SHAMWOWS !!
I GIVE THIS 9.2 OF MY MAN GOO
my friend was like hey let's watch the shitty movie the shamwow guy made with all his shamwow money and laugh at how bad it is. and like, it's incredibly bad, but in a way that only reveals how pathetic and empty he is as a person? don't do this to yourself
I'd pay a $3.99 subscription fee for any long-form journalistic essay on this movie's cultural impact
So half the jokes from InAPPropriate comedy were recycled from this which was recycled from a public access tv show in the late 80's? It's hard to know what to say here, it flips from cringe inducing unfunny segments that go on forever to shit that is almost John Waters or Harmony Korine trash level. Vince from ShamWow sure is a character to say the least.
one of the most vomitous movies I've ever seen in my life. And it's such a fucking rip-off. There are sketches where they filmed them two or three times with mild improvisational differences and they just straight up use the entire takes. It's insane how much of a rip off it is. The use of mentally ill street people is atrocious. Might as well have watched bumfights. I hope Vince Offer gets his throat slit. I won't even give it my customary "full star for boobs" (THERE COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE BTW)
“Let the boy go.”
“What are you doin’, you pig cocksucker?!”
“Who’re you callin’ a pig?”
I watched this last Thursday and kind of forgot about it since then. And trust me, if you sat through it, you’d want to forget too.
To add insult to injury, after an extensive search, the only way I could watch it was on a sketchy Russian porn site…
...Dubbed in Russian.
Basically, I had to make out all the trashy dialogue under monotone Russian voice acting. I couldn’t even tell you why the two dub actors (one male, one female) decided it was worthwhile to bother dubbing this into another language.
Anyway, this isn’t actually a movie, it’s just a smattering of really…
no lie the literal worst movie i have ever seen and i don’t see anything ever topping it…
It’s not “fun” bad. It’s one of (if not) the most obnoxious, derivative and boring films of all time. Shoot me.
Who would've thought that the poor man's Billy Mays isn't the best filmmaker in the world ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯