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Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
A veneered turd? Nee.
All of the above?
Yeah. That's it.
I have a fundamental issue with McG’s latest film, and not just because it is bad. Two best friends, on discovering that they have been dating the same woman, embark on an escalating battle with each other rather than following the simple maxim, bros before hos (it’s not even if they know if she gives mindblowing blow jobs at this point). So who exactly are we supposed to root for here? The two love blind schmucks or the unbelievably bland love interest who neither have any chemistry with. In fact there is more sexual tension between the BFF’s than with their object of desire. Witherspoon and Pine even meet over trying to rent the same film (the horrible remake of…
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person is liked by another pretty person. They decide to do some pretty person shenanigans in order to win the heart of that pretty person so they can have pretty people sex.
Are you unsure of who was who and who wanted to have sex with each other based on that review? So was I, because I thought the film was going to end with Kirk and Bane fucking each other.
I'm so happy that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine still have a career after this movie, because this almost ruined their acting career's, well to me it did.
This Means War is about these two deadly CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.
The one thing I always hate about these brain dead action comedy movies, is the fact that the action and comedy itself isn't well done and it feels out of place. Well what am I expecting from the same…
one star for each of tom hardy's luscious lips
I fully expected to hate it, but the charm of Tom Hardy and Chris Pine kinda won me over by the end. It was *shudder* cute.
ANYWAY why didn't reese just chuck both of them ...
Waste of talent waste of time
my second favourite chris pine movie featuring sabotage by the beastie boys
Chelsea Handler yelling "SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT" while driving into a small lake in a Bug is quality cinema.
it was so obvious that tom hardy would end up with his wife at the end, its like they were throwing it in my face
if chris pine had an ex-wife maybe it wouldnt have been as obvious
"girl dates two guys at once"
"gets mad at them cause they knew they were both dating her and no one backed out"
somehow i need to believe
the girl is right?
Tom Hardy in very, very tight shirts is what kept me from stopping this film to be honest. I'm not even going to get into any detail of how bad this is. I did chuckle once or twice, Hardy has comedic talent. I'm just glad that he 'probably won't do another rom com soon'. (Also not to piss off Chris Pine but the premise is so weird who in the right mind would pick him over Tom Hardy?!)
EDIT: They shot two more alternate endings for a "pivotal" scene and the third one is literally Tom Hardy finding safety in Chris Pine's arms and wow, I didn't know I needed this.
i knew this was gonna be awful, i only watched it for tom hardy but MAN i shouldn't have. it was worse than i thought. if you too consider watching this for tom hardy, don't. he has so many other movies. this one isn't worth it
ok to elaborate a tiny bit (spoiler alert but imo you should be spoiled) : i personally reeeealllyyy cannot stand how much they manipulate and deceive and lie to the woman... lying to have sex with someone is called "rape by deception" and is illegal in some places... to illustrate how seriously wrong it is. and also, the woman finds out she was the subject of a bet between two bros and is completely…
this movie is so bad but also so good
wtf is wrong with me?
no, I'm not in love with jared leto anymore. that was a dark time in my life.
Films featuring varying levels of obvious and less obvious homoeroticism.