Films that I do not want to watch. Ever.
This Means War
It's SPY Against SPY
Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.
I have a fundamental issue with McG’s latest film, and not just because it is bad. Two best friends, on discovering that they have been dating the same woman, embark on an escalating battle with each other rather than following the simple maxim, bros before hos (it’s not even if they know if she gives mindblowing blow jobs at this point). So who exactly are we supposed to root for here? The two love blind schmucks or the unbelievably bland love interest who neither have any chemistry with. In fact there is more sexual tension between the BFF’s than with their object of desire. Witherspoon and Pine even meet over trying to rent the same film (the horrible remake of…
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
A veneered turd? Nee.
All of the above?
Yeah. That's it.
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person is liked by another pretty person. They decide to do some pretty person shenanigans in order to win the heart of that pretty person so they can have pretty people sex.
Are you unsure of who was who and who wanted to have sex with each other based on that review? So was I, because I thought the film was going to end with Kirk and Bane fucking each other.
This Means Clichés
This Means Shit
This Means Awful
This Means Tom Hardy Can't Save It
This Means McG Sucks
This Means Implausible
This Means It Fails at Action
This Means It Fails at Comedy
This Means My Wife Picked It
This Means Fuck Her
Fuck it you get the point, the one star Is for Tom Hardy. This Means He Shouldn't Take Roles Like This.
Oh, it was the most humiliating moment ever.
None of them should ever work with McG again. I also don't understand how it could have taken four people to write this script, because other then the directing the script is the biggest problem this film has working against it. I don't want to waste anymore time writing about this film.
Why do I do this to myself? Stupid plot, stupid character. The directors name is McG for Pete's sake, what the hell is that?! Everything is stupid and me included, I never learn not to watch garbage.
I didn't actually watch This Means War because I fell asleep within the first 10 minutes.
That's why I rated it 2 stars.
goofy comedy with 2 C.I.A agents fighting over one girl. The ways each went to foil the others plans were pretty funny. This one had some good laughs. Check it out
Δεν θα την θυμαμαι για παντα την ταινια, αλλα ηταν κιουτ, διασκεδαστικη και τοσο ευχαριστη! Τομ Χαρντι δεν καταλαβαινω γιατι θεωρεισαι ωραιος, αλλα η πραγματικη απορια ειναι αλλη: Με ποιον εκανε συμφωνια η Ρις και μοιαζει 19 χρονων τα τελευταια 20 χρονια;
stop the press, alert the media, ΠΕΤΥΧΑ ΚΑΛΟ ΡΟΜΚΟΜ *ακούγονται πυροτεχνήματα*
This film receives so much undeserved hate.
It is not original, but it is immensely enjoyable.
I even liked it enough to watch the film again with director McG's DVD commentary.
It's like a delicious candy bar wrapped in glossy neon packaging and I enjoyed every moment.
Predictable. Weird CIA incorporation. Trying hard comedy. Undeserving of Reese Witherspoon. But then again, Witherspoon was meh herself here. What the heckness. Could've been, should've been, would've been great. Was I supposed to enjoy this?
This movie kept me pretty well entertained throughout. The cast did help the film out a lot. The overall plot of the story does make the movie interesting. The two guys trying to win one girl plot is one that most men can relate to. The reason that I am only giving this movie three stars is the fact that neither the plot, not the humor in the movie was exceptional. There were certainly funny parts of the movie, but nothing that was exceptionally memorable. This movie is definitely a decent watch, but nothing extraordinary.
- Project X
- Pearl Harbor
- Daddy Day Care
- The Last Airbender
- American Reunion
- Searching for Sugar Man
- The Imposter
- Too Big to Fail
- The Girl
All re-watches are excluded.
- Ruby Sparks
- The Man from Nowhere
- Batman: Year One
- Rosemary's Baby
- Perfect Sense
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