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Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
A veneered turd? Nee.
All of the above?
Yeah. That's it.
I have a fundamental issue with McG’s latest film, and not just because it is bad. Two best friends, on discovering that they have been dating the same woman, embark on an escalating battle with each other rather than following the simple maxim, bros before hos (it’s not even if they know if she gives mindblowing blow jobs at this point). So who exactly are we supposed to root for here? The two love blind schmucks or the unbelievably bland love interest who neither have any chemistry with. In fact there is more sexual tension between the BFF’s than with their object of desire. Witherspoon and Pine even meet over trying to rent the same film (the horrible remake of…
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person is liked by another pretty person. They decide to do some pretty person shenanigans in order to win the heart of that pretty person so they can have pretty people sex.
Are you unsure of who was who and who wanted to have sex with each other based on that review? So was I, because I thought the film was going to end with Kirk and Bane fucking each other.
I'm so happy that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine still have a career after this movie, because this almost ruined their acting career's, well to me it did.
This Means War is about these two deadly CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.
The one thing I always hate about these brain dead action comedy movies, is the fact that the action and comedy itself isn't well done and it feels out of place. Well what am I expecting from the same…
one star for each of tom hardy's luscious lips
Kind of embarrassing to see this with your boyfriend's family. It was their pick.
THIS MOVIE IS FAKE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T A) HAVE A THREESOME OR B) HAVE TOM HARDY AND CHRIS PINE END UP TOGETHER
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Choosing Chris Pine over Tom Hardy? It's just not realistic.
As if obnoxious behaviour, epileptic action and sloppy editing weren't enough, this awful action-com wastes its male leads' genuine chemistry.
I'm a sucker for romantic comedies. It gets me every time, even if it is nothing special. This is a really generic romantic comedy, but I like it. When you have all these gorgeous actors and actresses in the movie, how can you not love it? Choosing between Chris Pine in a suit and Tom Hardy in a suit? How can that not be enjoyable?
Der unter der Regie von McG entstandene "Das gibt Ärger" versucht sich an der Verquickung von Agenten-Thriller und romantischer Komödie und schafft einen erstaunlich souveränen Spagat zwischen den unterschiedlichen Genre-Ansätzen, was in der Summe ungemein unterhaltsame, wenn auch zugegebenermaßen kaum innovative oder überraschende Unterhaltung verspricht, die aber nicht zuletzt deshalb so gut funktioniert, weil die prekäre Dreieckskiste mit Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine und Tom Hardy kaum stimmiger hätte besetzt werden können. Trivialer, aber extrem kurzweiliger Spaß.
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So funny. Action-adventure plus romantic comedy. And I think I'm becoming a Tom Hardy fan. I'm so glad he played the more romantic and sensitive of the two. If you watch on DVD, be sure to watch the second alternative ending. The director said it would take a lot of guts to use that one, and ended up not doing so, but it is perfect.
Also, Angela Bassett's role is amazing.
You know the table Chris pine and tom hardy break when they get into that fight? Yeah I want to be that table
i remember seeing an ad for this in 2012 when i didnt even know who tom hardy was and my friend and i both agreed that we would root for chris pine's character and i forgot that this movie even existed until two days ago and boy how the tables have turned
tom hardy is the only reason why i even watched this shit and the fact that i am giving it more that one star
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