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Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
A veneered turd? Nee.
All of the above?
Yeah. That's it.
I have a fundamental issue with McG’s latest film, and not just because it is bad. Two best friends, on discovering that they have been dating the same woman, embark on an escalating battle with each other rather than following the simple maxim, bros before hos (it’s not even if they know if she gives mindblowing blow jobs at this point). So who exactly are we supposed to root for here? The two love blind schmucks or the unbelievably bland love interest who neither have any chemistry with. In fact there is more sexual tension between the BFF’s than with their object of desire. Witherspoon and Pine even meet over trying to rent the same film (the horrible remake of…
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person is liked by another pretty person. They decide to do some pretty person shenanigans in order to win the heart of that pretty person so they can have pretty people sex.
Are you unsure of who was who and who wanted to have sex with each other based on that review? So was I, because I thought the film was going to end with Kirk and Bane fucking each other.
I'm so happy that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine still have a career after this movie, because this almost ruined their acting career's, well to me it did.
This Means War is about these two deadly CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.
The one thing I always hate about these brain dead action comedy movies, is the fact that the action and comedy itself isn't well done and it feels out of place. Well what am I expecting from the same…
one star for each of tom hardy's luscious lips
why did she have to choose between two men who grossly invaded her privacy for their own male rivalry ?????? like how about neither
(half a star for tom hardy although the entire films concept is gross i love him)
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
「我是超大豪華郵輪的船長，這位小弟是一流的旅行社業務。」（I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend is a kick-ass travel agent.）
「請求准許登艦，船長？」（Permission to come aboard, captain?）
DVD有收錄alternate endings，約拿的哥哥逼Lauren選要讓FDR/Tuck死，這一段非常非常棒呀！#眼神溝通 #非常符合人性 #彈匣伏筆
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.
- No, no, no, that's okay. You take it.
- Are you sure?
- You're not gonna like it. Twist ending. You'll see it coming a mile away.
- And how would you know what I like?
-I know movies. And women.
- Really? Okay. Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want? (走到另一區後) The Lady Vanishes? Why is that?
- Well, firstly,…
In what universe would a girl choose Chris Pine over Tom Hardy? idgi
So terrible, but I enjoyed it!
Chelsea Handler is very jokes
i can't believe i actually loved this shit
Esto es la guerra
Entretenida comedia romántica de acción
Loved this film.. Very fun!
Comedy, romance and action into one. Watched an 'unrated' version? Didn't really notice much 'unrated' need for it though as everything seemed slightly safe for those over 18 apart from a few words that usually aren't uttered in PG-13 films.
I love anything with Tom Hardy in it and he doesn't fall short in this film. Amazing. Not award winning amazing, but the entire film isn't that either. Reese is gorgeous and wonderful. And Chris does a great job too.
Either way. A nice 'movie night in' film and really interesting as well as funny. I had a blast.
These are films that I've seen over the years that I've either liked or loved, but A LOT of people…
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