Films featuring varying levels of obvious and less obvious homoeroticism.
This Means War
It's SPY Against SPY
Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
There's a guy with a pistol and another guy with a pistol and a girl who fucks the one guy but also fucks the other guy and they all fuck and shoot and kiss and fuck and fight.
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
A veneered turd? Nee.
All of the above?
Yeah. That's it.
I have a fundamental issue with McG’s latest film, and not just because it is bad. Two best friends, on discovering that they have been dating the same woman, embark on an escalating battle with each other rather than following the simple maxim, bros before hos (it’s not even if they know if she gives mindblowing blow jobs at this point). So who exactly are we supposed to root for here? The two love blind schmucks or the unbelievably bland love interest who neither have any chemistry with. In fact there is more sexual tension between the BFF’s than with their object of desire. Witherspoon and Pine even meet over trying to rent the same film (the horrible remake of…
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person is liked by another pretty person. They decide to do some pretty person shenanigans in order to win the heart of that pretty person so they can have pretty people sex.
Are you unsure of who was who and who wanted to have sex with each other based on that review? So was I, because I thought the film was going to end with Kirk and Bane fucking each other.
I'm so happy that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine still have a career after this movie, because this almost ruined their acting career's, well to me it did.
This Means War is about these two deadly CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.
The one thing I always hate about these brain dead action comedy movies, is the fact that the action and comedy itself isn't well done and it feels out of place. Well what am I expecting from the same…
This Means Clichés
This Means Shit
This Means Awful
This Means Tom Hardy Can't Save It
This Means McG Sucks
This Means Implausible
This Means It Fails at Action
This Means It Fails at Comedy
This Means My Wife Picked It
This Means Fuck Her
Fuck it you get the point, the one star Is for Tom Hardy. This Means He Shouldn't Take Roles Like This.
Definitely Tom Hardy's best movie right?
Comedy, action, romance, spying… it appears to be quite a lot of diverse genres to be mentioning but believe it or not the strand that links all of them together is the film This Means War. This mixture allows it to never bore your soul, because even though it is a short film, it always keeps you on a level of being satisfied with what you have just seen. This buddy-cop spy film pretty much explores the whole canvas of genres without paying overwhelming attention to any, other than one of them: romance-comedy. This Means War may not take the right genre path or mix the genres it incorporates to the best of its ability, but it essentially makes for…
This is one attractive ensemble.
this movie is garbage but I watch it every time it's on tv because I love Jenny and Tom and Chris pine's tears
I liked the parts where Tom Hardy flipped out. (Copied and pasted from every Tom Hardy movie I've watched.)
I love Reese Witherspoon, but she seems unable to act her age. Why is Tom hardy in this???
This movie is trying to tell me Tom Hardy is not as hot as Chris Pine and I will not have it.
Guilty pleasure because Tom Hardy..!
i hate em! check the notes for explanations
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