What comes below one star? Those films that are so bad you never see them, don't watch the trailers, avert…
Dangerous missions are the bread and butter of the Thunderbirds, a high-tech secret force employed by the government. Led by Jeff Tracy (Bill Paxton), the Thunderbirds are at the top of their game, but their nemesis, The Hood (Ben Kingsley), has landed on their island and is attempting a coup by using the team's rescue vehicles. He'll soon discover that the Thunderbirds won't go down.
Okay, you've got a time machine to 2003 and a visit to Jonathan Frakes. You tell him two things not to do with his Thunderbirds remake:
1) DON'T shut out Gerry Anderson.
2) DON'T make a film just for dumb kids.
You return to 2012. You learn he still did both of those things. You sit and cry.
"Ooh, I wish I could be a Thunderbird one day. Thunder turd!"
Holy mother of God this is bad.
The slapstick violence is accompanied by slapstick sound effects.
Lady Penelope sounds very sexual in this movie; especially to her chauffeur. There is a scene when she takes out the wire in her bra and whispers to him "It's not like I needed it anyway".
Wow, this is still a kids movie.
And another thing, the THUNDERBIRDS ARE ONLY IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES OF THE FILM, THE REST OF THE TIME THEY ARE STUCK IN SPACE!! SO IT'S NOT REALLY A THUNDERBIRDS MOVIE, IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT SAVING THE THUNDERBIRDS! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LET THE ORIGINAL WRITERS OF THE SHOW HAVE ANY SAY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
Too many cheesy thumbs-up shots, not enough awesome Bill Paxton.
Too much of the annoying kids, not enough of Lady Penelope and her Lady Penelopes.
Not enough thunder, and not enough of the bird.
Whoa, what a fuck up! Nuff said
Not awful, though it does completely lose the charm of the puppet series and replaces it with CGI models, SPYkids sub-plot antics of children having to save their parents and lots of Hollywood style action scenes in which characters shout at each other to "move!" or "hang on!" at each other over the thumping soundtrack.
All of the actors handle their roles well (even the kids) but this really was a poisoned chalice of a project - the older viewers would be annoyed at the lack of charm of the puppet series whilst a younger audience might not be aware, or interested in, the whole Thunderbirds concept to be excited about a live action movie version!
I can understand why a lot of people were angry with this live-action version of Thunderbirds as it isn't really very similar to the famous marionette television programme. It has been completely re-tooled and re-written as a children's adventure, and has clearly been designed to excite a new generation of children. In this light, Thunderbirds is harmless, silly fun but I'm sure if you were a die hard F-A-B fanboy, it would come as a crushing disappointment.
I am neither a child nor a fanboy, so it was just average for me. Ben Kingsley's pretty great but that's about it.
I do not have nostalgia for the original series but think they went the wrong way with this, I enjoyed it but it was far to kiddie it would have been better to go with an origin story or even a normal Thunderbird adventure rather than the youngest son coming of age adventure. Looked very good but failed in the delivery.
Thunderbirds is an adventure remake of the original TV series of the same name and one that destroys it's legacy and systematically kills it dead. It is an awful reworking and one that is just awful, it is worse than bad and who this was made for I will never know. This movie is obviously aimed at kids and even looking at it that way doesn't make sense, it is offending to the kids as well it is just so terrible.
The plot is really crazy and kind of a bit haywire, it just jumps a little too much ahead and never slows down to consider what it is doing, that includes the various changes the film has between camera…
Well... yeah... Kind of entertaining for what it is but also rather boring and forgettable at times.
Not sure why I chose to watch this film, and once started not sure why I kept going. Probably hoping it would get better. It isn't absolutely terrible, however it is so predictable and unrealistic that it isn't funny... oh, and it isn't funny either. Ben Kingsley looks almost embarrassed to be there.
O filme "Os Thunderbirds" de 2004 já entrou para a história, mas pela porta dos fundos. Esta produção inglesa tornou-se um fracasso retumbante rendendo US$ 6.700.000 a um custo de US$ 57.000.000 que é motivo pra lá de justificável (porém não uma regra) para que chegasse ao Brasil diretamente ao mercado de locação. Contando com Bill Paxton e Ben Kingsley como os dois nomes mais conhecidos no elenco, o filme não é ruim, porém revela-se um programa voltado totalmente para o público infantil que acaba resgastando de certa forma a nostalgia da série antiga na qual foi baseado, mas ao apresentar uma trama ingênua e um tom artificial que incomoda bastante.
Os Thunderbirds são uma família inglesa que…
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I've watched this movie before, although I can't remember how long ago it was. I remembered though that I hated it, but also couldn't remember why that was. So I set out to remind myself by watching this movie last night.
I DEFINITELY remember why now.
I watched the original series (loved it) and am now watching the new series (love it) and this movie cannot compare to it AT ALL. The whole thing was basically a kiddie movie that was trying to be funny and dramatic at the same time so it failed on both counts. It annoyed me when people kept going 'it's the Thunderbirds
!, it's the Thunderbirds!' like that what was the organization called themselves. The…
A bloody awful version of the classic TV show that captures nothing of the source and is instead a blatant rip-off of Spy Kids. Very deservedly flopped.
Doesn't translate across the ocean very well, losing the fun factor and instead going a bit Spy Kids. Hudgens (in an early role) clearly shines but it's a little disconcerting to see the lead of Simon Killer as a teenager. If only some of the time they'd given to the visuals had gone towards the script.
Congratulations, movies! If you made it in here, you truly do stink - and we all know making something this…
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