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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Revenge is coming.
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
Stare into the abyss that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and it blankly smiles back at you with slutty eye candy, repetitive repetition (I mean this can't actually even have a real script!), casual offensiveness and brain cell-killing mayhem; it's a true number two.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Why is this movie so bad? How about the charisma vacuum that is Shia Leboeuf. How about indistiguishable robots. How about unwatchable fight scenes featuring indistinguishable robots. How about Sams "Hilarious parents". How about racist Autobots. How about Megan Fox being treated like a sex doll, bent over a bike with a shot so invasive you can see what she had for breakfast that morning. How about an old age robot who - for some unknown reason - suffers from flatulence. How about a "hilarious" midget joke. How about Devastators wrecking ball testicles. How about the fact that this film is called 'Revenge Of The Fallen' when there's no revenge by The Fallen whatsoever, and when this "Uber-Transformer" does eventually gets off his metal arse, he's killed within two fucking minutes. Truly abysmal. I think giving this piece of shit one star is incredibly generous, but they caught me in a good mood. Well done.
For a few minutes, I was starting to wonder if maybe I had judged this thing a little too harshly. Then there were literally 135 more minutes, most of them as shitty as a used diaper.
I am trying to find nice things to say about TRANSFORMERS 2. At least it's a wee bit more focused than the first movie, which has at least a half a dozen main characters and four different plots all going at once. There are, as always with Bay, some truly impressive visuals. Some of the character designs are legitimately impressive. And, y'know what? I kind of like Megan Fox. She's sort of charming in the rare moments Bay actually lets her speak.
Otherwise? It's not good, okay? It's. Just. Not. Good.
My favorite part of this movie was sitting behind Shia Labeouf, watching Shia Labeouf cringe and sink into his seat, then falling asleep for a minute, waking up, noticing Shia has left his seat, and turning my head to see Shia Labeouf passed out on the ground next to me. Then, when some fan tried to wake him up, he aggressively pulled a jacket over his head. He did not want to see Transformers 2.
famously a strike picture and filmed around its injured star, its authorship given almost exclusively over to Michael Bay, this is what happens when you let him jerry-rig a $200 million tentpole. utterly shapeless mayhem, lurching, leaping from one explosion of excess to the next, blissfully and almost antagonistically unself-conscious, a diamond forced into existence by a kryptonite-poisoned Superman's fist. not only does this feature a gigantic parachute-farting alien robot disguised as a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, it is also packed with the as-yet-unrivaled densest, most ostentatiously near-abstract frames (and some of the most beautiful and plastic and destructive) of Bay's career, and it is a glorious cacophony of burning chrome, corporate manifest destiny, and shitty gay jokes. the finale takes place (and was actually filmed) atop the Great Pyramid of Giza, just because. this is what Milton meant when he wrote that the Devil saw how awful goodness was, except that Bay feels no loss of virtue to pine.
Teenage boy becomes a man and goes to college. He soon discovers that life at college can be difficult and maintaining a relationship with his girlfriend is hard.
The Transformers guest star in this movie and there are a few cameos by some explosions.
The film is almost 2.5hrs and it`s like 2 hours of human character crap and 30 mins of transformers which is the reason were here. There are so many penis references and racial stereotypes I don`t even know where to begin. They sure have made Megatron a real punk; first he has a master that he follows, he can`t fight prime on his own he needs a triple team to kill him and then gets his butt kicked in the finale. What a useless villain. There really is never a credible threat throughout the film and when the film wants to pull on our emotional heart strings they`ve done nothing to earn it. This definitely lives up to is terrible reputation and is a big step down from the first film. Revenge of the Fallen gets a 1.5/5 from me.
Let me say two words, Transformer Testicles. Might be the worst mainstream action film ever. 0/10.
Still entertained by this movie and i love all the TF films
Objectively speaking, this is truly an incoherent and absurd film. However, as a fan of the Transformers lore and the comics surrounding the films, this is still a guilty pleasure of mine.
On paper, nothing about this film makes sense. However, the comics do a wonderful job of filling in the gaps and answering all the questions this film leaves behind. And as someone who consumes all that content for this Universe, I have fun with it.
Please, no hate mail. I get why this is a terrible film from an objective viewpoint.
I wonder why Megan Fox compared Michael Bay to Hitler
Ich glaube wenn man die ganzen Slowmos aus allen 3 Transformers Filmen rausnehmen würde, dann würden bestimmt alle 3 nur 90. Min gehen.
Langeweile und unwitzige Sprüche.
Typisch Micheal Bay.
they run...........from what