Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Revenge is coming.
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Teenage boy becomes a man and goes to college. He soon discovers that life at college can be difficult and maintaining a relationship with his girlfriend is hard.
The Transformers guest star in this movie and there are a few cameos by some explosions.
I'm confused. I've had a really bad cold the last few days and maybe it's killed a few brain cells because I'm pretty sure I should hate this but I actually found it pretty awesome.
Mi amigo Kiko Vega dijo de esta peli: "Si pones los cortes random en el reproductor, mola igual. O más." La explicación a eso es que Transformers 2 no es cine normal. Es puro cine de Vanguardia, video-arte avanzado, post-cine... Llamadlo como queráis, pero cine normal no es. Lo que sí es normal es que los aficionados normales al cine normal no la entiendan. Todo muy normal.
famously a strike picture and filmed around its injured star, its authorship given almost exclusively over to Michael Bay, this is what happens when you let him jerry-rig a $200 million tentpole. utterly shapeless mayhem, lurching, leaping from one explosion of excess to the next, blissfully and almost antagonistically unself-conscious, a diamond forced into existence by a kryptonite-poisoned Superman's fist. not only does this feature a gigantic parachute-farting alien robot disguised as a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, it is also packed with the as-yet-unrivaled densest, most ostentatiously near-abstract frames (and some of the most beautiful and plastic and destructive) of Bay's career, and it is a glorious cacophony of burning chrome, corporate manifest destiny, and shitty gay jokes. the finale takes place (and was actually filmed) atop the Great Pyramid of Giza, just because. this is what Milton meant when he wrote that the Devil saw how awful goodness was, except that Bay feels no loss of virtue to pine.
Part 2 of the Transformers All Nighter! (Brought to you by terrible life choices)
Seriously, don't ask.
Episkais vēriens saglabājas, iespējams pat pieaug, taču sižets ir tik ārkārtīgi naivs, ka nav pat smieklīgi.
(Edited from a post originally published June 30, 2009, at blogs.dailyherald.com)
Good news, friends! I saw "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," and lived to tell about it.
The downright apocalyptic reviews of the film had me worried I might not get out alive. The first film scored a favorable 61 on Metacritic and almost wrestled a four-star rave out of Roger Ebert ("Everything comes down to an epic battle between the Transformers and the Decepticons, and that's when my attention began to wander, and the movie lost a potential fourth star"), who thought the new movie was so bad that it is destined to be studied by film classes.
Is "T:ROTF" a bad movie? Of course. But I'm more interested…
The follow-up to Michael Bay's "Transformers" is certainly underwhelming, and fairly unnecessary, I won't lie, but I don't hate it like many others. The biggest problem with the movie is the script. Given it was written in just a coupe of weeks during a writer's strike, you can't really expect it to be. Full of plot holes and unfunny toilet humor, the script is mostly poor. But, I have to give one thing to Mr. Bay, he knows how to do action. This movie is a visual feast and the sound design is great. When all's said and done, it's has none of the charm the first one had, but it's actually kind of fun. If you've seen the first, and liked it, you might as well just give this one a chance.
A misfire of epic proportions.....
This movie was was lowest common denominator drivel at the most idiotic level conceivable. There wasn't a single redeeming aspect out of the whole thing, and it was quite possibly the single worst movie I've ever seen.
the only reason this gets 1 star and not 1/2 is because there was one thing a transformer did that I thought was cool.
It's not as good as the first, and the plot makes absolutely no sense at some times, but it's a good action movie. Shia's great and the SFX are on point.
TRANSFORMER FREAKING HEAVEN.
I don't... I'm not even going to talk about anything else, just...
transformer heaven. AUGH.
- In the next chapter, Sam and his parent live at home but suddenly they move to college, to check out the place Sam take his stuff and move into the bedroom and also he will keeping talking to his girlfriend, and also he bring a relation ship kite, but suddenly when he was on the phone, he had this rock in the bag and drop on the floor all sudden the rock melt and went all way down to the main floor, then what happened is Sam had a melt down in class he dose know what is going or what is happened, he saw these symbol all of the place including the teacher classroom, books and then kept…