• DrAwesome

    Added by DrAwesome

    It takes special talent to make giant robots punching each other this boring.

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  • Michael Ewins

    ★★★ Rewatched by Michael Ewins 27 Jul, 2014

    The only director whose films are better reviewed with emoticons than words, Michael Bay is often called the cinematic Antichrist, but his first Transformers installment, with its obsession over creation and exploration, wide shots of astonishing metropolises, intricate, shape-shifting technologies and physical action, is as close to a film made by God as you'll ever find. His is the overseers eye; voyeuristic, curious, and kinda nauseating.

    Everyone gets down on Bay for his homophobia, racism and misogyny (which, yes, have…

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  • Spencer Vale

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Spencer Vale 20 Jul, 2014

    Let's pretend the other ones didn't happen.

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  • Ričard Gvozdenostrvljanin

    ★★★ Rewatched by Ričard Gvozdenostrvljanin 23 Jul, 2014

    Povraca mi se....jebo te ne znam u nekim scenama borbe robota gdje im je glava , a gdje guzica, okej je film zabavan, kao i ima neku mitologiju itd.

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  • Locke

    ★★ Rewatched by Locke 23 Jul, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Massafaka

    Watched by Massafaka 14 Jan, 2008

    Schreckliche Kriegspropaganda im Kinderzimmer. Leider ging es nicht um die Transformers, sondern um die Army, denen Roboter helfen Roboter zu killen. Die Action war das einzig gute am Film, leider etwas zu sehr verwackelt, der Humor war auch absolut infantil. Bay hatte es schon mal mehr drauf.

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  • Jacob Zembower

    ★★★★ Added by Jacob Zembower

    Transformers is nothing more than a popcorn blockbuster, one you check out your brain at the door before you go in. It's big, dumb, and loud, but it's also very entertaining. Sure, it may have some of Bay's awful trademarks, such as filming the females as if they are in a porn, or when a robot pees on a villian, it's pretty ridiculous. But thankfully there are no racist robots or giant Transformer testicles. Shia LaBeouf is charming in his…

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  • Alec Price

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Alec Price 30 Jun, 2014

    You already know where you stand on Michael Bay - and wherever that may be, it is hard to argue that if ever there was a perfect match of director and material, this is it. Bay specialises in a form of high-gloss exploitation ideally suited to the kind of pop fantasy in which giant alien robots wreak colossal havoc. He shoots machines much like he does women - with fetishistic delight - and let's not be priggish about that; chances…

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  • Dan Schindel

    Added by Dan Schindel

    Durr hurr the robot peed on a man.

    Height of vulgar auterism. Glorious post-human blockbuster age.

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  • Wesley Mead

    ★★½ Watched by Wesley Mead 07 Jul, 2014

    A film I feel pretty conflicted about. On the one hand, it's ridiculously dumb - dangerously dumb, maybe! - and substance cannot be located no matter how thoroughly you sift through the shoddy screenplay and daft direction.

    But on the other hand, I found it pretty enjoyable nonetheless, a watchable mass (mess?) of action and excitement that still found time for what I considered a surprising amount of lower-key backstory and build-up. It's mostly quite exciting, and the CG is, of course, outstanding, even now.

    It all balances out to something kinda alright.

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  • Stef

    ★★★½ Watched by Stef 28 Jul, 2007

    Nice effects, good enough acting, and a somewhat cheesy script. Still, definitely worth watching - especially on the big screen.

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  • Brooklyn

    ★½ Watched by Brooklyn 14 Jul, 2014

    What a complete and utter waste of time. I really don't have a whole lot more to say about this uninspired piece of crap.

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