Vanishing on 7th Street
2011 Directed by Brad Anderson
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Stay in the light.
A mysterious, seemingly global blackout yields countless populations to simply vanish, leaving only their clothes and possessions behind. A small handful of survivors band together in a dimly-lit tavern on 7th Street, struggling to combat the apocalyptic horror. Realizing they may in fact be the last people on earth, the darkness hones in on them alone.
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This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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A strong opening with a creepy start, unfortunately after that the movie just fizzled out just as the lights in the story.
Shame, could have been so much better.
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Awesome and super-creepy 1st Act, great 3rd Act, lost it in the middle where it turned into one of those 'group of survivors argue about stuff in one location and think of stupid reasons to go outside' films. Really interesting premise though, and I liked the ambiguity over the reasons for what was happening.
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Vanishing on 7th Street plays on the age-old "fear of the dark" concept but with the twist being that it is the darkness itself which is dangerous rather than some lurking madman or weird monster hiding in the shadows. Sadly, the film hits all the right notes for about 5 minutes and then rapidly freefalls into a sloppy mess of crap acting, lazy directing, vapid tension, and Hayden Christensen. Hayden Christensen anybody? Remember the lad that turned Darth Vader into a whining pussy? Yes, him. So far this is number 1 on my list of the worst films of 2012; it sucks arse wildly, giving the actors fuck-all to do and punishing us with lame effects and a sense of terror that you're wasting 90 minutes of your life to watch this bullshit. I just hope this film does what it says on the tin and vanishes.
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Is this really the same Brad Anderson who made SESSION 9 and THE MACHINIST? Because this film feels like nothing more than a SyFy Channel movie, or at best a really long, mediocre episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE. (And this is coming from someone who often loves movies that are dismissively described that very same way, like THE BOX and DEVIL.)
VANISHING ON 7TH STREET begins with a halfway interesting premise. One evening, seemingly almost everyone on the entire planet simply disappears, leaving behind (unintentionally amusing) piles of clothes, jewelry, glasses, pacemakers, etc...everywhere. A small group of survivors (played by the strangely good cast of Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, and John Leguizamo) find each other and try to survive the…
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When something vanishes it leaves nothing. That is exactly what this film is nothing.
And now I will remember nothing about this.
Oh shit, what happens if I don't remember watching it and I watch it again! Now that's scary.
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A strong opening with a creepy start, unfortunately after that the movie just fizzled out just as the lights in the story.
Shame, could have been so much better.
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Wondering why this film premiered on "On Demand" instead of in theaters or even DVD?
The opening scene was genuinely creepy, it really grabbed me and got me interested. Then the film spent the next 90 minutes being repetitive, nonsensical, and pointless. Still, I was curious to see where it was going. So I watched... and waited... as it went... nowhere.
The ending is, well, not even and ending. Nothing is resolved, nothing explained. I'm not the kind of guy who has to have every tiny question answered or every loose end tied up, but I do expect an actual ending.
Don't go looking for one here.
p.s. The little girl who was surviving so long on her own. Anyone else feel like she was a Newt rip-off? I totally expected her to say "They mostly come out at night... mostly." -
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Occasionally, a trailer will sneak up on me and make me want to watch its film, against my better judgment. This happens most commonly with horror films, because a high concept is sexy and easy to sell with some flashy shots and strong music. Correspondingly, horror films have statistically the highest chance of disappointing me, as they’re generally handled by untalented people from a hackwork script that managed to have a semi-interesting hook that spurred the whole thing in the first place.
VANISHING ON 7TH STREET is one of those trailers. Much like SEASON OF THE WITCH, I saw the trailer, and despite being absolutely sure that the ensuing film would be crap (though SEASON OF THE WITCH was fitfully…
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Interesting premise let down by a flat script, bland characters and complete lack of tension.
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A movie doesn't have to explain everything--or really, anything--to be good but it needs to keep things interesting. The suspense aspect fails here because it's all so boring and questions that really aren't very intriguing keep piling up. The film also get bonus negative points for a really bad performance by Hayden Christensen, who can't even keep whatever it is his accent is supposed to be straight.
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I'm really surprised M. Night Shyamalamadingdong wasn't behind this film. It definitely felt like one of his.
It had so much potential!!! Sadly, it leaves so many unanswered questions at the end. The story isn't fully developed and felt a little thrown together at times. The plot could be really good if we got explanations of why certain things were going on.
I was pretty disappointed.
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Awesome and super-creepy 1st Act, great 3rd Act, lost it in the middle where it turned into one of those 'group of survivors argue about stuff in one location and think of stupid reasons to go outside' films. Really interesting premise though, and I liked the ambiguity over the reasons for what was happening.
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When something vanishes it leaves nothing. That is exactly what this film is nothing.
And now I will remember nothing about this.
Oh shit, what happens if I don't remember watching it and I watch it again! Now that's scary.