Lie #1 This is a comedy
It isn't. We can talk long or short about it, but it just isn't. There are no jokes. There is no fun. No one is funny. An absence of humour. No fun whatsoever. None. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nichts. Rien. Niks.

Lie#2 Diaz and Kutchner are great.
Nope. They have about as much chemistry as an amoeba and a doorknob. And they're not funny. At all.

Lie#3 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
No it doesn't. It makes its way to your screen, infesting your brain with its IQ numbing moronicness.

Lie #4 This is a must see film!
Nope. Mainly for the simple fact that you've already seen it and know how it will end.

I lamented Dennis Farina the entire running time. All 99 minutes of it.

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Ashton Kutcher is probably the worst actor of all time. I would even put him behind that idiot from The Room in terms of talent.

Knob jockey.

Christ, this was a low point for film.

How do these people still get work?

Estúpidas películas que le obligan a ver a uno en los camiones.

Cameron Díaz dejo de ser simpática ¿alguna vez lo fue? ¿hace cuanto tiempo?

Ashton Kutcher es tan olvidable, excepto del efecto mariposa nunca sé en qué pelis sale

A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.

Learned: only a lighthouse can make someone truly happy. Gambling is good.

Estúpidas películas que le obligan a ver a uno en los camiones.

Cameron Díaz dejo de ser simpática ¿alguna vez lo fue? ¿hace cuanto tiempo?

Ashton Kutcher es tan olvidable, excepto del efecto mariposa nunca sé en qué pelis sale

Ashton Kutcher is probably the worst actor of all time. I would even put him behind that idiot from The Room in terms of talent.

Knob jockey.

Nothing worth anything here. Once you get past the RIDICULOUSLY predictable plot, HORRID acting by Diaz, and LACKLUSTER comedy, it might be worth viewing. A couple humorous parts are sprinkled in, but most of them were in the trailer. Feel free to pass on this one.

Absolut idiotisch witzig.

Found no reason to watch that movie,
its not funny and completly predicatble

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Unfortunately didn't stay there. Not even the semi-decent cast (not including Diaz or Kutcher *shudders*) could save this utter trash.