Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
What Happens in Vegas
During a wild vacation in Las Vegas, career woman Joy McNally and playboy Jack Fuller come to the sober realization that they have married each other after a night of drunken abandon. They are then compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.
Lie #1 This is a comedy
It isn't. We can talk long or short about it, but it just isn't. There are no jokes. There is no fun. No one is funny. An absence of humour. No fun whatsoever. None. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nichts. Rien. Niks.
Lie#2 Diaz and Kutchner are great.
Nope. They have about as much chemistry as an amoeba and a doorknob. And they're not funny. At all.
Lie#3 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
No it doesn't. It makes its way to your screen, infesting your brain with its IQ numbing moronicness.
Lie #4 This is a must see film!
Nope. Mainly for the simple fact that you've already seen it and know how it will end.
I lamented Dennis Farina the entire running time. All 99 minutes of it.
Watched as part of my July Vegas Challenge.
I don't know why I hate rom-coms so much. Perhaps it's the predictable storyline? The unlikable stereotypical male/female archetypes? Or perhaps the sheer unrealism of the romantic storyline? Well whatever the reason, this film has all three!
After a drunken evening in Las Vegas, recently fired Jack and recently dumped Joy get married. The next morning, after agreeing that they should end their marriage, Jack inadvertently wins $3 million. This then leads to a court battle over their divorce and the $1.5 million dollars each.
Of course, after several attempts to tarnish each other's character for the courts (which includes making a mockery of domestic abuse), Jack and Joy end up falling…
What Happens in Vegas, and especially everything that happened later, should have stayed in the head of Dana Fox. I loathe Ashton Kutcher--who honestly is less talented than your garden-variety chimpanzee--so despite Cameron Diaz this one have been collecting dust for years. I now wish it had been consumed by that dust.
This isn't funny, it isn't romantic, Kutcher and Diaz have no chemistry, and the story is formulaic and completely out of sync. Diaz in her underwear isn't even close to salvage this piece of crap as a one star movie.
Si su título original ya era cliché, ¿qué necesidad tuvieron nuestros traductores patrios de repetir la construcción "Algo pasa..." en otra película de de la Diaz?
Un cóctel ideal de tópicos y situaciones tan inverosímiles que molestan. Aunque ha sido mi segundo visionado, ya sabía a qué me enfrentaba. Culpo a la pobre oferta televisiva de la madrugada de los lunes y a una siesta de 5h que me pegué de tarde.
It was on tv and I was drunk and couldn't sleep.
Has elements of fun and charm but nothing special really.... fairly good performances though.
Turns out this film is not what I expected. Firstly I expected the film to be set mostly in Vegas, where our two mismatched lovebirds go through a series of events that are increasingly bizarre, brain-dead and unfunny until they realise they are meant for each other and they have a final scene in front of the fountain/Pirates/entrance to Caesar's Palace when they hook up for real. Secondly I thought it would be boring. Neither is true. Yes it is a Rom-Com. Yes it is so predictable it borders on criminal. Yes Diaz and Kutcher don't have to stretch their acting muscles even slightly. Having said all of that, it is passable fodder. It won't win any awards (at least I hope it didn't), but there are a couple of chuckles along the way. If you hate Rom-Coms, avoid this like the plague tho...
So I liked it and thought it was funny and entertaining. Screw me right ? I'm gonna watch it again someday! It's hard to hate Rob Corddry man , that guy is hilarious!
I need to re-watch it!
She gets dumped. He gets fired. Her best friend says lets go to Las Vegas. His bets friend says lets go to Las Vegas. All four end up in the same hotel suit.
I don't have to spell the rest of the plot out for you.
Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz do lots of these rom-com roles, but they are not assisted by some glaring plot/script anomalies.
Sometimes you just have to shut your mouth and let your Mom pick a movie no matter how much it hurts.
Who the fuck seriously thought naming a character Hater was a good idea? You're not even fucking trying.
You know what this movie is about and you know how it ends. I don't care if you've never seen it, you already intimately know it's infected Frankenstein stitches because it's every romantic comedy ever made.
What was I thinking.
Oh well, still 100x better than "While We're Young" with Ben Stiller. And for that, I give it one star.
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