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What to Expect When You're Expecting
It's too late to pull out now.
Challenges of impending parenthood turn the lives of five couples upside down. Two celebrities are unprepared for the surprise demands of pregnancy; hormones wreak havoc on a baby-crazy author, while her husband tries not to be outdone by his father, who's expecting twins with his young trophy wife; a photographer's husband isn't sure about his wife's adoption plans; a one-time hook-up results in a surprise pregnancy for rival food-truck owners.
This took all my years of film training not to turn it off within the opening ten minutes and it never improved. In fact if I was a woman I’d be offended that this is the sort of shit Hollywood tries to shove in my face in the name of entertainment. It’s a horrible excuse for a film in every conceivable way from its excruciatingly unfunny attempts at humour to its ultra-conservative message (notice which couple suffer from a miscarriage - no doubt punishment for getting pregnant from a one night stand).
The five interconnected stories about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy are predominantly played for laughs and follow the same template - the woman is confident about wanting…
Perfectly captures the pain and agony of childbirth.
Well, I'm calling it: pregnancy sucks.
A dramedy based on an honest to God pregnancy guide, not a novel, but an actual guide for pregnancy. What could possibly go wrong? You would think it would be hard to get an actual story out of a "pregnancy guide" and after watching this film I would guess that assumption to be right. Lionsgate's President of Motion Picture Productions, Alli Shearmur, said this had potential to be a franchise. This is what's wrong with fucking Hollywood.
There is nothing to analyze. The film features five couples who are expecting kids... and that is IT. Apparently whenever screenwriter Heather Hach would have a hard time thinking of anything remotely resembling a plot, she…
What to expect when you're expecting. Expect the worst. I could have done with some gas and air myself to get through it.
I make it a point to never touch my face so as to preserve my extremely delicate complexion. I haven't put a single finger to my face in over two years. If anyone else touches my face, they die. I've racked up quite a body count. But I would rather rub a greasy rotisserie chicken across my forehead than watch this cuntstain again.
I'm gong to pay dearly for forcing my husband to watch this.
Nothing's changed expect I kind of want to see the movie of all the dad's with their kids. Those guys were the funniest thing about this movie.
Then again, thinking about it, maybe I don't? It's one of those type of deals.
One of my favourite comedy movies! It's hilarious.
Big names ... but Meh
The circle of life, one person lives and another dies. The movie is about childbirth and I'm now planning my suicide
Hea vaadata, kui muud pole vaadata
note to self: stop watching ensemble movies just because Anna Kendrick is in them. (she will always end up having the smallest role in the movie.)
Good for "girls only" movie night.
What to expect when you're expecting
is a mediocre attempt into making a movie about pregnancy interesting. It starts with introducing us to so many people that is going to be pregnant. I mean there is just so many characters that it's impossible to get some development or attachment. It has so many things it wants to be like actually making it work. It fails in an attempt to make every character likable. I just don't like how we are supposed to care for them but we aren't.
P.S. I can't finish the movie
On Facebook last night, I discovered a picture that was relentlessly amusing. It read 'replace one word in a movie…
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