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What to Expect When You're Expecting
It's too late to pull out now.
Challenges of impending parenthood turn the lives of five couples upside down. Two celebrities are unprepared for the surprise demands of pregnancy; hormones wreak havoc on a baby-crazy author, while her husband tries not to be outdone by his father, who's expecting twins with his young trophy wife; a photographer's husband isn't sure about his wife's adoption plans; a one-time hook-up results in a surprise pregnancy for rival food-truck owners.
This took all my years of film training not to turn it off within the opening ten minutes and it never improved. In fact if I was a woman I’d be offended that this is the sort of shit Hollywood tries to shove in my face in the name of entertainment. It’s a horrible excuse for a film in every conceivable way from its excruciatingly unfunny attempts at humour to its ultra-conservative message (notice which couple suffer from a miscarriage - no doubt punishment for getting pregnant from a one night stand).
The five interconnected stories about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy are predominantly played for laughs and follow the same template - the woman is confident about wanting…
Perfectly captures the pain and agony of childbirth.
Well, I'm calling it: pregnancy sucks.
A dramedy based on an honest to God pregnancy guide, not a novel, but an actual guide for pregnancy. What could possibly go wrong? You would think it would be hard to get an actual story out of a "pregnancy guide" and after watching this film I would guess that assumption to be right. Lionsgate's President of Motion Picture Productions, Alli Shearmur, said this had potential to be a franchise. This is what's wrong with fucking Hollywood.
There is nothing to analyze. The film features five couples who are expecting kids... and that is IT. Apparently whenever screenwriter Heather Hach would have a hard time thinking of anything remotely resembling a plot, she…
What to expect when you're expecting. Expect the worst. I could have done with some gas and air myself to get through it.
I make it a point to never touch my face so as to preserve my extremely delicate complexion. I haven't put a single finger to my face in over two years. If anyone else touches my face, they die. I've racked up quite a body count. But I would rather rub a greasy rotisserie chicken across my forehead than watch this cuntstain again.
I'm gong to pay dearly for forcing my husband to watch this.
note to self: stop watching ensemble movies just because Anna Kendrick is in them. (she will always end up having the smallest role in the movie.)
Good for "girls only" movie night.
What to expect when you're expecting
is a mediocre attempt into making a movie about pregnancy interesting. It starts with introducing us to so many people that is going to be pregnant. I mean there is just so many characters that it's impossible to get some development or attachment. It has so many things it wants to be like actually making it work. It fails in an attempt to make every character likable. I just don't like how we are supposed to care for them but we aren't.
P.S. I can't finish the movie
anna kendricks boobs look phenomenal in this
i also watched this entire movie on mute
When she daid she was pregnant, I knew she was gonna have a miscarriage, I could feel it in my bones.
Also, I've seen this 4 times now.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I would have liked to see a lesbian or gay couple adopting a baby or the topic of abortion being talked about. This movie definitely has its flaws (Sexist portrayal of women who want a baby as baby crazy) but I cannot say I did not enjoy watching it, for example because of Anna Kendrick's character who felt like the most realistic one.
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She thinks I'm good looking so I believe it.
She says: "This turns me on," "This isn't ugly,"
"This leaves me cold," she is always too hot
Or too cold.
- Jean-Jacques Goldman
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