Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
What to Expect When You're Expecting
It's too late to pull out now.
Challenges of impending parenthood turn the lives of five couples upside down. Two celebrities are unprepared for the surprise demands of pregnancy; hormones wreak havoc on a baby-crazy author, while her husband tries not to be outdone by his father, who's expecting twins with his young trophy wife; a photographer's husband isn't sure about his wife's adoption plans; a one-time hook-up results in a surprise pregnancy for rival food-truck owners.
This took all my years of film training not to turn it off within the opening ten minutes and it never improved. In fact if I was a woman I’d be offended that this is the sort of shit Hollywood tries to shove in my face in the name of entertainment. It’s a horrible excuse for a film in every conceivable way from its excruciatingly unfunny attempts at humour to its ultra-conservative message (notice which couple suffer from a miscarriage - no doubt punishment for getting pregnant from a one night stand).
The five interconnected stories about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy are predominantly played for laughs and follow the same template - the woman is confident about wanting…
Perfectly captures the pain and agony of childbirth.
Well, I'm calling it: pregnancy sucks.
A dramedy based on an honest to God pregnancy guide, not a novel, but an actual guide for pregnancy. What could possibly go wrong? You would think it would be hard to get an actual story out of a "pregnancy guide" and after watching this film I would guess that assumption to be right. Lionsgate's President of Motion Picture Productions, Alli Shearmur, said this had potential to be a franchise. This is what's wrong with fucking Hollywood.
There is nothing to analyze. The film features five couples who are expecting kids... and that is IT. Apparently whenever screenwriter Heather Hach would have a hard time thinking of anything remotely resembling a plot, she…
What to expect when you're expecting. Expect the worst. I could have done with some gas and air myself to get through it.
I make it a point to never touch my face so as to preserve my extremely delicate complexion. I haven't put a single finger to my face in over two years. If anyone else touches my face, they die. I've racked up quite a body count. But I would rather rub a greasy rotisserie chicken across my forehead than watch this cuntstain again.
I'm gong to pay dearly for forcing my husband to watch this.
This is the reason people think women aren't funny. This is the most soulless excuse for a comedy I have seen in a long time. I don't honestly thing this film was written by humans, I think a computer algorithm wrote the dialogue. Some really funny and talented people are slumming it in this film - Elizabeth Banks, Dennis Quaid, Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Chris Rock, Rodrigo Santoro... but their talents are wasted on a shockingly bad screenplay.
There's just so much meaningless crap in this movie. Who decided the best way to start the movie was a time-lapse food truck competition montage? Why are there so many characters who generally repeat the same story beats? How come the men…
You don’t need a birth plan, rather a barf plan whilst watching What to Expect When You’re Expecting, inspired in name only by Heidi Murkoff’s self-help book about the difficulties of pregnancy. One subplot, involving a couple adopting an Ethiopian baby as if they were taking a trip to the mall, will make you reach for the sick bag – it may best be experienced as an in-flight movie. It represents a pregnant pause in the careers of its starry cast, who number Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Chris Rock amongst those carrying various bumps. They are all clearly between vehicles, though actually are outshone by some of the younger cast.
Ensemble comedy-dramas from He’s Not That Into You to…
Fuck my life.
Normally I don't think I would like this movie - in fact I remember seeing the trailer for this film and thinking it looked terrible. Critics seem to agree. But with my wife six months pregnant I have to say that this is absolutely a great movie for anyone going through pregnancy to watch. The comedy is a lot more slapstick than expected and the jokes are a lot better - Chris Rock stands out in the pack of park-dads. Basically just lots of jokes around pregnancy and the whole process of getting geared up to welcome a baby into the world. Definitely don't watch this if you're not in the mood for that or it will just be cheesy...
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Not gonna lie, this is kinda of a crap film. But, it makes for an easy, breezy ensomble comedy to watch after a hard day, and Anna Kendrick and Chase Crawford are the most attractive couple committed to film, ever.
Nothing's changed expect I kind of want to see the movie of all the dad's with their kids. Those guys were the funniest thing about this movie.
Then again, thinking about it, maybe I don't? It's one of those type of deals.
One of my favourite comedy movies! It's hilarious.
Big names ... but Meh
On Facebook last night, I discovered a picture that was relentlessly amusing. It read 'replace one word in a movie…
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