On Facebook last night, I discovered a picture that was relentlessly amusing. It read 'replace one word in a movie…
What to Expect When You're Expecting
It's too late to pull out now.
A look at love through the eyes of five interconnected couples experiencing the thrills and surprises of having a baby, and ultimately coming to understand the universal truth that no matter what you plan for, life doesn't always deliver what's expected.
This took all my years of film training not to turn it off within the opening ten minutes and it never improved. In fact if I was a woman I’d be offended that this is the sort of shit Hollywood tries to shove in my face in the name of entertainment. It’s a horrible excuse for a film in every conceivable way from its excruciatingly unfunny attempts at humour to its ultra-conservative message (notice which couple suffer from a miscarriage - no doubt punishment for getting pregnant from a one night stand).
The five interconnected stories about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy are predominantly played for laughs and follow the same template - the woman is confident about wanting…
Perfectly captures the pain and agony of childbirth.
Well, I'm calling it: pregnancy sucks.
A dramedy based on an honest to God pregnancy guide, not a novel, but an actual guide for pregnancy. What could possibly go wrong? You would think it would be hard to get an actual story out of a "pregnancy guide" and after watching this film I would guess that assumption to be right. Lionsgate's President of Motion Picture Productions, Alli Shearmur, said this had potential to be a franchise. This is what's wrong with fucking Hollywood.
There is nothing to analyze. The film features five couples who are expecting kids... and that is IT. Apparently whenever screenwriter Heather Hach would have a hard time thinking of anything remotely resembling a plot, she…
What to expect when you're expecting. Expect the worst. I could have done with some gas and air myself to get through it.
I make it a point to never touch my face so as to preserve my extremely delicate complexion. I haven't put a single finger to my face in over two years. If anyone else touches my face, they die. I've racked up quite a body count. But I would rather rub a greasy rotisserie chicken across my forehead than watch this cuntstain again.
I'm gong to pay dearly for forcing my husband to watch this.
No es lo que estaba esperando y ni siquiera estaba esperando nada. Desconozco si no me ha causado gran impresión porque no soy el target de público al que le gustaría esta película o porque , sencillamente, es un truño muy gordo.
para pasar el rato, pero con tanto embarazo, está linda, sólo cuando tienes el mood. Supongo que a los hombres les ha de parecer mega fastidiosa
Unfortunately the only free movie available in my 8 hours flight and probably the best reason why you should never book a flight with Condor Airlines.
It's completely disposable as a vignette-structured romcom or at tickling the funny bone. There's enough eye candy and functional composition on show it isn't bottom of the bottom tier, I suppose. Speaking of which, J. Lo is the most tolerable part even with close to zero real investment in her photographer role.
This was the only movie available to watch on the flight. Don't judge me. It was terrible.
One star for the one story line I was interested in.
Have to say the first time I watched this I was so disappointed... but after some time had passed it came on TV and it actually made me laugh!
I think this is one of those movies where the more times you watch it, the more it grows on you... Sort of like a new song in the charts and at first you hate it.. but the more you listen to it, the more you enjoy it and before long you know all the lyrics!
waste of time.
- Inglourious Basterds
- Hobo with a Shotgun
- Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
- Can't Stop the Music
- The Formula
- Friday the 13th
- The Jazz Singer
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
- American Reunion
- Searching for Sugar Man
- The Imposter
- Too Big to Fail
- The Girl
All re-watches are excluded.