Reviews of X-Men: The Last Stand 2006
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Why did I put myself through this again? Even Origins: Wolverine is better than this!
The dialogue is terrible, the characters (except from Wolverine) are completely bland and there's simply way too many of them. And Vinnie Jones is annoying. And the Multiple Man CGI is dodgy. And there is absolutely no reason for Angel to be there at all.Oh, and why didn't Magneto just drop the bridge on the island? Because that would a) make sense and b) shorten this by about half an hour. Which is a very good thing.
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Ugh. I'm like two weeks behind on my reviews, partly because I've been away for a whole week, and partly because I don't want to write anything about this movie for fear of ridicule.
I like it. I maybe really like it. I think it's totally not bad. Yes, I know that pretty much everything about the film is weak - the characters are bare outlines, the acting isn't great, and the story seems smashed together and clumsy - but…
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Dear God...
I know I haven't talked to you in like, well, ever, and that is because I do not believe You exist... but please, please can You make it so this movie was never made... You know, change history a bit? Or at least wipe any trace of its existence from the memories of every human being on earth?
Think bout the benefits for You... A lot of X-men fans could start to believe in You... and boy... they can be hardliners about things they believe to be the real thing... fanboy followers... think about it!
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Seriously... fuck Bryan Singer.
He buggers off and makes a bland Superman Movie instead of sticking to the franchise he helped nurture, then we get that utter snorefest Valkyrie... THEN he comes back to the fold?! What a total penis.X-Men: The Last Stand is most definitely weaker than X2 and that stems from a troubled pre-production, with Singer pulling out, followed by Matthew Vaughn, who had already started casting and finalised the screenplay (backing out when her realised he…
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