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When the Davison family comes under attack during their wedding anniversary getaway, the gang of mysterious killers soon learns that one of their victims harbors a secret talent for fighting back.
Finally, the Home Alone sequel we deserve.
Just your typical family gathering until three fucked-up psychos in creepy fuckin animal masks crash the party. A lousy fuck. A Nostradamus-esque warning. The same song on fuckin repeat. An Aussie beauty with survivalist skills. Family dinner. Arrow to the face. A Chariots of Fire moment ends with a gush. Don't you know to never say "I'll be right back." A surprise under the bed. The brother that just want die. Wanting to fuck in the creepiest of places. Fuckin with the wrong teacher's assistant. Bashing a fucker's skull. A Scream like twist. Blender ownage. Knife in skull. The wrong person answers the right call. Squished piggy. A score John Carpenter would be proud of. Low-budget horror done just right. I'll take this over The Conjuring or Evil Dead anyday.
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It's surprising that despite packing in an unrefined screenplay which features a predictable storyline & cardboard characters, You're Next works as a thoroughly enjoyable, downright entertaining & deliciously satisfying home-invasion slasher film, and much of its success is ultimately attributed to its charged atmosphere, sustained thrills, sufficient dose of gore & good use of humour in complimenting its horror elements.
The story of You're Next concerns the dysfunctional Davison family that is having a reunion at their vacation house to commemorate their parents' wedding anniversary. But the happy occasion is soon cut short when the family comes under attack from a gang of mysterious assassins. As the killers start eliminating the family members one by one, they soon find out that an unlikely…
I stuck a blender on his head and killed him.
Wow. I honestly didn't expect to come out of the theater tonight so entertained by the wonderfully blended tonic of blood, chills and laughs that You're Next served up with confidence and craft.
Coming out of a theater pleased and fulfilled is a rare experience these days.
Next to The Conjuring I'd say this is one of the best horror films we are likely to get all year. Sitting down in the theater before it started, I would've laughed if my future self told me this was a 9/10 film I was about to see. Or an 8/10 one at that. Well I guess the simple genius behind You're Next…
In the last few months I’ve read so many conflicting reports about Adam Wingard’s home invasion slasher, from those hailing it as the saviour of the genre to others moaning about its derivative plotting. Having finally watched the film I’m not sure I agree with either meaning it’s an enjoyable and twisting ride but doesn’t necessarily linger long in the memory.
You’re Next is set during the Davison’s family reunion celebrating the parents’ 35th wedding anniversary. Things quickly turn sour, first with the bitterness festering within the family and then when masked intruders begin bludgeoning the guests to death. Wingard and scriptwriter, Simon Barrett, stick faithfully to the slasher formula with its resourceful final girl (Sharni Vinson proving to be…
Still sits at a solid three out of five for this reviewer.
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Bloody, darkly comic movie with one of the best horror heroines I have seen in years.
Wrote a long review, computer crashed and I lost it, so fuck it. This'll do.
This movie is so smart I'm not even sure when I realized it was supposed to be funny, but it's VERY funny, in the uncomfortable, not-sure-I-should-be-laughing way. A great little twist on the home invasion thriller that I would show to anyone.
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The 'death by blender' trope isn't used enough for my liking. In this movie, and just in general.
Also the main male sibling looks like Zane Lowe. So there's that.
Close to your standard home invasion murder spree movie, with a little family drama and Aussie badassery thrown in. Pretty gory too. Does its job, just don't expect anything like The Strangers out of it.
this is so delightfully fucking stupid i loved it. i remember when the trailer for this came out when i was a lot younger, so when i watched that it was terrifying. i remember the constant nightmares and checking every window for like a month straight after that. now that i've finally seen it, I'm glad to know that it's a piece of comedic gold.
you're next is a dream come true. like seriously, a fucking blender. a blender gets stuck on someone's head and it gets plugged in and the blender shreds the guy's brains. the first twenty minutes are shit, the twists are shit, the acting is shit, but believe me when i tell you this movie is…
dude. don't fuck with a survivalist. what a fucking bad ass chick!!!
those last 20 minutes cleared my skin
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La mejor protagonista en una película de terror que he visto en muuucho tiempo.
Bye lady in distress, hello badass survivor!
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