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Did You Remember To Lock Your Door?
When the Davison family comes under attack during their wedding anniversary getaway, the gang of mysterious killers soon learns that one of their victims harbors a secret talent for fighting back.
Finally, the Home Alone sequel we deserve.
Just your typical family gathering until three fucked-up psychos in creepy fuckin animal masks crash the party. A lousy fuck. A Nostradamus-esque warning. The same song on fuckin repeat. An Aussie beauty with survivalist skills. Family dinner. Arrow to the face. A Chariots of Fire moment ends with a gush. Don't you know to never say "I'll be right back." A surprise under the bed. The brother that just want die. Wanting to fuck in the creepiest of places. Fuckin with the wrong teacher's assistant. Bashing a fucker's skull. A Scream like twist. Blender ownage. Knife in skull. The wrong person answers the right call. Squished piggy. A score John Carpenter would be proud of. Low-budget horror done just right. I'll take this over The Conjuring or Evil Dead anyday.
I stuck a blender on his head and killed him.
Wow. I honestly didn't expect to come out of the theater tonight so entertained by the wonderfully blended tonic of blood, chills and laughs that You're Next served up with confidence and craft.
Coming out of a theater pleased and fulfilled is a rare experience these days.
Next to The Conjuring I'd say this is one of the best horror films we are likely to get all year. Sitting down in the theater before it started, I would've laughed if my future self told me this was a 9/10 film I was about to see. Or an 8/10 one at that. Well I guess the simple genius behind You're Next…
I can't write film reviews. Aw, I suck. Fuck me, right? Well I've done a bit of research and I've found myself a Wiki guide on how to write a successful review! Yay me! Yay Internet! So here is what Wiki has to say;
1: Gather basic facts about the movie. You can do this before or after you watch the movie, but you should definitely do it before you write the review, because you'll need to weave the facts into your review as you write. Here's what you need to know:
The title of the film, and the year it came out.
The director's name.
The names of the lead actors.
2: Take notes on the movie…
In the last few months I’ve read so many conflicting reports about Adam Wingard’s home invasion slasher, from those hailing it as the saviour of the genre to others moaning about its derivative plotting. Having finally watched the film I’m not sure I agree with either meaning it’s an enjoyable and twisting ride but doesn’t necessarily linger long in the memory.
You’re Next is set during the Davison’s family reunion celebrating the parents’ 35th wedding anniversary. Things quickly turn sour, first with the bitterness festering within the family and then when masked intruders begin bludgeoning the guests to death. Wingard and scriptwriter, Simon Barrett, stick faithfully to the slasher formula with its resourceful final girl (Sharni Vinson proving to be…
Not your typical generic horror home invasion movie...If there's a 70+ year old woman who's by herself in your theater and she's getting into it, it's gotta be good. Right?
As many others have stated in their reviews, going into this I really didn't know what to expect. The acting was SO bad. The film was unintentionally funny because of how poor the acting was; you couldn't help but to laugh at times. Maybe that was the plan the director had. Seriously as times it was hilarious. I was expecting this to be really scary, but it honestly wasn't. A few jump scares got me, but I was never in a state of fear. I did feel extreme tension during…
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You're Next is an entertaining and funny horror film.
I can't really say that You're Next is completely original, but it is effective.
A home invasion film that has some classic horror clichés and a common motive.
Still, it is fun and a worthwhile horror film that you won't regret watching.
Literally amazing right up until the last what, 45 seconds? It could have gone so many ways, but they had to end it like that.
A dissapointment... Bad acting, and a story I've seen many times before. Had some exciting moments, but that's not enough to make me like it.
what can i say about this film started of slightly slowly with minimum action then almost out of fucking no where BOOM fucking shit happens LOTS OF SHIT HAPPENS. then after shit happens twist and more twists like a fucking maze and shit. oh and then ordinary person becomes fucking Sam fisher with their fucking traps and silent murders and it ( don't wanna spoil this shit) is the only fucking one doing anything sane about everyone fucking getting murdered. BUT all in all this movie is scary but only enough to have you entertained then turns into slasher thriller fucking weird ass shit... i like it
YOU'RE NEXT was promising (it had some moments) until that ridiculous dinner/conversation scene. After that—like most generic horror—I couldn't care (less) for the characters anymore.
A nice surprise found in the flood of crappy horror movies that seem to litter the cinematic landscape today. Oh yeah I'm in love with Sharni Vinson she's awesome.
- Django Unchained
- The Wolf of Wall Street
- The Dark Knight
- 12 Years a Slave
- Pacific Rim
- Beasts of the Southern Wild
- Lilya 4-Ever
- Life Is Beautiful
- Dancer in the Dark
- Christiane F.
My six hundred favorite films (1940-2014).
- Before Midnight
- Only God Forgives
- 12 Years a Slave
- The Rover