Mix together Cabin in the Woods, Fire in the Sky, and Alien and you have the shameless sci-fi horror movie Extraterrestrial, a film in which the title alone lets you know how unoriginal it's going to be.
It's as if The Vicious Brothers had a checklist of horror movie tropes that they were marking off one by one as they were creating this generic snoozefest.
Everything from the douchebag characters to the creature design to the obligatory addition of found footage is so uninspired it almost offends me as a fan of the movies it's shamelessly ripping off.
One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.
If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…