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  • Smiley

    Smiley 2012

    ½ Watched 23 Feb, 2013

    Lacks the subtle nuance of a Dennis Devine film and made me pine for the assembly line banality of TomCat LLC. If there is one thing I hate more than casually cashing in with no budget schlock it's misappropriating YouTube and Internet memes. It should also be noted that the lead, Caitlin Gerard, has one of the shrillest voices I've ever heard in a movie. Like nails on a chalkboard. Horror is the absolute last genre this woman should be acting. Come to think of it, acting is not really her calling at all.

  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard 2013

    ★★ Watched 14 Feb, 2013 1

    And after all the good will built from Looper, we got this.

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  • Monster

    Monster 2008

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    Another crappy Asylum film I watched for an Andrew James Challenge.

  • Aliens vs. Avatars

    Aliens vs. Avatars 2011

    ★½ Watched 14 Feb, 2013

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Director Lewis Schoenbrun's film before this was The Amazing Bulk, which was amazing garbage. At least this film wasn't filmed totally on a green screen stage using MS Paint for the effects. I don't know where he gets off calling the movie Aliens vs. Avatars as there is only one of each in the film, plus a robot. So the film should have been called Alien vs. Avatar vs. Robot: Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls. That movie could have…