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  • Suffragette



    Never forget when the leads of this film wore t-shirts with Pankhurst's racist quote in promotion for the film. Also how the movie explicitly writes out Sophia Singh's involvement in UK suffrage. Solidarity is for white women.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin


    This movie is super queer and it knows it. The more times I watch this movie, the more I appreciate Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I just love how her hair gets progressively more ridiculous and overblown with her performance. This has the best art design of any Batman movie and I don't understand how it didn't win a bunch of awards for that factor alone.

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  • Catwoman


    Since this film goes quite beyond an actual conventional review, here is a list of questions I asked myself while watching Catwoman:

    1. Why the CGI crane shots?
    2. Why does Halle Berry dress so funny?
    3. Is there a single shot in this film that lasts longer than four seconds?
    4. What compels her to risk her life to save a damn cat?
    5. How does that dude run up eight flights of stairs in 12 seconds?
    6. Why…

  • Bambi Meets Godzilla

    Bambi Meets Godzilla


    Still a better love story than Twi- *gets pelted at with tomatoes*