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½ Watched 12 Sep, 2014
I gave it 1/2 a star in case people thought that I'd just forgotten to rate it. I am hereby retracting the aforementioned 1/2 a star.
Good actors 'acting' their way through a script as thick as a breeze-block, to absolutely no fucking avail.
An awful waste of 2hrs.
Deranged slave driver slaughters children, as their parents watch on delirious in a haze of diabetes & greed.
★★★★ Watched 03 Jul, 2012
The best contraception advert ever made!
★★★★ Watched 02 Aug, 2013
"Hey Nicolas, 'Drive' was like... So cool, so, so cool"
*Nicolas unzips pants, turns 180° & bares his arse to the cinema going public