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  • It Follows

    It Follows 2014

    ★★ Watched 06 Feb, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Imagine if Chlamydia, instead of giving you a nasty virus - awoke a relentless, daemonic presence that followed & eventually killed you UNLESS, you passed it on in bizarre game of 'Ugly bumpage pass-the-parcel'!?"

    This Infomercial from the 'National Abstinence Education Association of America' is neither clever or interesting. I was promised that I'd find it creepy & I did, but for all the wrong reasons.

  • Tomorrowland

    Tomorrowland 2015

    ★★½ Watched 05 Feb, 2016

    What was this!?

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  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa 2016

    ½ Watched 03 Feb, 2016 3

    Please note, that the ½☆ is simply a marker to show that I didn't 'forget' to rate this appalling piece of shit.

    This is a 0☆ film, a 'Gross out comedy' which misses its mark every single time, a film SO cynical that even I (the world's 4th most cynical man) sat tutting and shaking my head in disgust.

    I could go on, but i think it's safe to assume that someone more loquacious than I, has already written something more damning about what can only be described as torturous.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin 2011

    ★★★★ Watched 03 Jul, 2012

    The best contraception advert ever made!