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  • The Huntsman Winter's War

    The Huntsman Winter's War 2016

    ★★★ Watched 26 Apr, 2016

    Jessica Chastain affects a thick Scottish accent and flings antler-knives around for a while. A+

  • Momentum

    Momentum 2015

    ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Apr, 2016

    Give me two sequels to this and I will never ask anything of cinema or life ever again.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.