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  • Poltergeist III 1988

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Blob 1988

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Oct, 2014

    The special effects utilized to bring the blob to life are some of the coolest I've ever seen captured on film. They're freaky, nightmarish, funny, and they graphically illustrate one character's key line about how everyone is just the same: nothing but full of (very nasty) shit.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.