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  • Tango & Cash

    Tango & Cash 1989

    ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb, 2016

    Apparently I've never actually seen this before, which is just crazy because this movie is amazing. I wish Jack Palance was still alive and playing kooky action movie villains.

  • Chaos

    Chaos 2005

    ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "The bad guy wins at the end of this story."

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.