Full disclosure: I had an uneasy feeling about Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, despite my great excitement for it. With most of the supporting cast from Ghost Protocol returning, why was Paula Patton left out? Interchangeable agents are nothing new to this series, but sexism, racism, and ageism are very real problems in Hollywood, so seeing the franchise discard Patton's awesome character and replace its only interesting woman with what I assumed was just a "newer model" was disheartening. I…
Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:
5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.
4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.
3. Charlize Theron
2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."
1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.
A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.