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  • Uninvited

    Uninvited 1988

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul, 2016

    A mutant cat with murderous tendencies is brought aboard a rich criminal's party yacht after an '80s girl finds the monster hanging out in a garbage can or something.

  • Paradox

    Paradox 2016

    ★★½ Watched 18 Jul, 2016

    If you need a Syfy-level take on ideas presented so compellingly in Timecrimes and Triangle, one which uses phrases like "Game over, man!" and "I picked the wrong week to quit smoking" in earnest, this'll do. Zoe Bell gets some good beatdowns in, but the most prominent and challenging role is given to some dude with poor acting skills, which gets annoying very quickly.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.