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  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys 2015

    ★★½ Watched 03 Jul, 2015

    This one is getting the coveted "uhh I guess it was better than I expected" award simply for not being completely soulless. It's dumb, though, and much more of the frustrating and boring variety than the fun kind. It has some moments, though. I liked Emilia Clarke's take on Sarah Connor, and Arnold throwing helicopter fragments at things is always good. I just wish it wasn't so obviously a case of a few moderately neat-o setpiece ideas stapled together by…

  • Pulse

    Pulse 2006

    ★★ Watched 02 Jul, 2015

    Well, this isn't very good, but some of the horror imagery is creepy and my bae Kristen Bell gives a strong performance.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.