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  • The Houses October Built

    The Houses October Built 2014

    Watched 24 Oct, 2016

    What a monumental mishandling of a cool concept.

  • The Girl on the Train

    The Girl on the Train 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Oct, 2016

    An okay book gets a decent movie adaptation that almost becomes great thanks to Emily Blunt's masterful histrionics and exaggerated drunken slurring.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.

  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jul, 2012 1

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.