If you need a Syfy-level take on ideas presented so compellingly in Timecrimes and Triangle, one which uses phrases like "Game over, man!" and "I picked the wrong week to quit smoking" in earnest, this'll do. Zoe Bell gets some good beatdowns in, but the most prominent and challenging role is given to some dude with poor acting skills, which gets annoying very quickly.
Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:
5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.
4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.
3. Charlize Theron
2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."
1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.
A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.