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  • Microwave Massacre

    Microwave Massacre

    ugh

  • Deathrow Gameshow

    Deathrow Gameshow

    ★★½

    Deathrow Gameshow, which should be titled Death Row Game Show in my opinion, is cultural satire catered directly to the live studio audience of Married With Children, and it is every bit as fascinating and sexist as that sounds, plus occasionally racist.

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    ★★★

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★★

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.