Mars: home of giant amoeba, giant man-eating plants, and giant BatCrabs, all awash in a blinding orange glow. Cool. Mildly interesting plot structure for such a goofy B-movie, and the last minute (literally) attempt at Day the Earth Stood Still-levels of meaning is hilarious and endearing.
Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:
5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.
4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.
3. Charlize Theron
2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."
1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.
A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.