Okay so before you watch this - which you should -, expect the following:
A bright-blonde Nic Cage escaping Hell in a muscle car, repeatedly being referred to as 'a badass motherfucker' by William Fichtner from the off.
If that wasn't enough, let me get you some more:
Your brain might randomly stop working throughout the film. Seriously, there is no need for it whatsoever.
If said brain IS somehow still running, you might shake your head in disbelief at…