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  • Mascots

    Mascots 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec, 2016 2

    I thought this was a TV show.

    Christopher Guest needs a TV show.

    Beer: Small Town Brewery Not Your Father's Root Beer - 2/5 (this is not good)

  • Green Room

    Green Room 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov, 2016 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wanted to like this more.

    The idea of Patrick Stewart playing a Nazi villain is far more intriguing than actually seeing Patrick Stewart playing a Nazi villain. He didn't have a lot to do. His presence alone cannot make up for that. I loved what he actually did, but I wanted more.

    The idea of a punk band unable to escape a music venue after witnessing a murder is my kind of concept, and it worked more often than…

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 562

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 25

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.