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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls 2004

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Aug, 2016 1

    Surprisingly competent in every way. This is what modern comedies should strive to be at the bare minimum.

  • Star Trek Beyond

    Star Trek Beyond 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 16 Aug, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Enjoyable as a distraction with some popcorn and a few beers, but with Abrams taking off, so too did much of the series's dramatic heft.

    This doesn't feel like a big, important summer blockbuster in the same way the previous two films did - even though the previous two films were springtime releases. But never mind that.

    In comparison to Star Trek 2009 and Into Darkness, this is fluff. It's enjoyable, entertaining, easily-swallowed fluff, but nonetheless fluff. I knew something…

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 558

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.