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  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

    ★★½ Watched 28 Mar, 2015

    A few observations...

    - Major improvement in the camerawork department this time around. First movie looked incoherent in the worst way.

    - This movie has essentially the same plot as the first. It needed to be different in a more significant way to stand out.

    - Just like the first film, this one drags on and on and on and on and on without very much happening. The games don't start until the midpoint. That is wrong. That needed to…

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar, 2015

    What the hell is wrong with Hugh Jackman's veins?

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 514

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.