This is Ghost Protocol beat for beat. This is not a complaint.
A lot of movies lately feature devastating, crippling, absolutely disastrous vehicle crashes at high speed with the vehicle occupants walking away without injury. This is a complaint.
Otherwise, solid fun.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
He did it. He actually did it.
I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...
Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.
Didn't even think it was possible!
Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...
The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…