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  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 30 Jul, 2015

    This is Ghost Protocol beat for beat. This is not a complaint.

    A lot of movies lately feature devastating, crippling, absolutely disastrous vehicle crashes at high speed with the vehicle occupants walking away without injury. This is a complaint.

    Otherwise, solid fun.

  • Schooled: The Price of College Sports

    Schooled: The Price of College Sports 2013

    Watched 23 Jul, 2015

    Just one of many reasons why I detest college sports.


    Beer: Southern Tier 2X Milk Stout - 3.5/5 (fair, but needs to be more milky and/or more stout-y)

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 520

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.