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  • Milius

    Milius 2013


    Beer: Elysian Brewing Company Night Owl Pumpkin Ale - 4/5 (one of the very few pumpkin beers that actually tastes like pumpkin and not just a shitload of spices, recommended)

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Sep, 2015

    Fuck reviews. Just watch the movie.

    Beer: Block House Brewing Company Pumpkin Ale - 3.5/5 (not amazing but not terrible, very sweet, more cinnamon than pumpkin)

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 522

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.