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  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★★★ Watched 22 May, 2015 2

    The Avengers are back in another Hegelian quest to end a conflict they are directly responsible for. Funny, how the world of these Marvel Studios films would be an objectively better place without the heroes.

    I'd write more, but I can't stop thinking about how much better Mad Max: Fury Road is. That's all you need to know. See that instead.

  • Zeitgeist: The Movie

    Zeitgeist: The Movie 2007

    Watched 17 May, 2015 3

    Whether you believe any of this or not, it's best to exist as far outside of the system as you possibly can. The big businesses and corporations don't need your money, but the local band trying to make a name for themselves does. The local coffee shop could use that money you're throwing away on garbage at Starbucks. The local artists can use some recognition for their work. Fuck the people who already have money. Support those trying to make a living on their own, outside of the system. And dammit, find a way to do that for yourself. Life will improve immediately.

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 518

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.