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  • Neverlake

    Neverlake 2013

    ★★½ Watched 29 Nov, 2015

    I have nothing to say about this one.

  • X-Men

    X-Men 2000

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov, 2015

    Haven't seen this in quite a while. It's much better than I remember, but still a far cry from the heights reached by X2, First Class, and Days of Future Past.

    I think the biggest issue with this film is the lack of proper character development. Outside of Wolverine's infinitesimal arc of developing a friendship with Rogue, we don't learn very much about anyone, nor do they learn about themselves. Everyone is defined by broad strokes - Magneto doesn't have…

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 524

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.