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  • Hush

    Hush 2016

    ★★★ Watched 18 Apr, 2016 2

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fun. Almost like a modern twist on Wait Until Dark mixed with a bit of The Strangers.

    But it's far from perfect.

    Unlike Wait Until Dark, where the heroine's disability is actually used against her, Hush fails to present the protagonist's deafness as a detriment. At what point was her inability to hear used against her? Perhaps to kick-start the story, but never afterward, and this irked me.

    There are plenty of opportunities to play this out, but none are…

  • Kiss of the Damned

    Kiss of the Damned 2012

    ★★★ Watched 02 Apr, 2016

    I dig the cinematography and the tone, and the use of music is exceptional. But there just isn't enough interesting stuff going on to carry my attention past the midpoint. The whole second half is junk.

    Beer: Left Hand 400 Pound Monkey - 4/5 (did I log this one yet?)

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 538

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.