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  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian 1982

    ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jul, 2015

    More movies like this, please.

  • Advantageous

    Advantageous 2015

    ★★★ Watched 01 Jul, 2015

    Starts strong, plays like an extended episode of Black Mirror for the most part, but sadly peters out to no sort of conclusion whatsoever.

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 518

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★★★ Added 23

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.