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  • Days of Heaven

    Days of Heaven 1978

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul, 2016

    The ending of this movie gets stranger with each re-watch.

  • Atonement

    Atonement 2007

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Jul, 2016

    Not quite what I was expecting, but still highly enjoyable and well made. Excellent cinematography.

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan 2010

    ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jul, 2016 3

    Not quite as strong as I remembered.

  • A Faster Horse

    A Faster Horse 2015

    Watched 15 Jul, 2016

    Started out good, but then turned into a fucking reality TV show.

  • A League of Their Own

    A League of Their Own 1992

    ★★★★ Watched 30 Jun, 2016

    Tom Hanks needs to take more roles like this.

  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 30 Jun, 2016 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is such a bizarre movie.

    The story is about a dinosaur who gets lost and needs to find his way home. One would assume such an epic journey would involve meeting or at least encountering many other dinosaurs and/or forms of life, but Arlo runs into only about 6 others. So much care was put into making the world look amazing, but it never feels believable because...there's nobody in it.

    It's also not a very funny movie, which is…

  • Piper

    Piper 2016

    Watched 28 Jun, 2016

    Music by Adrian Belew.

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 28 Jun, 2016 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, what happened to Hank in the ocean? Was that not explained, or did I forget? Because that's too important a part of his character and his arc to leave out.

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Jun, 2016

    Who lets this man make movies? I want to have a beer with that person.

  • Knight of Cups

    Knight of Cups 2015

    Watched 26 Jun, 2016


  • Concussion

    Concussion 2015

    ★★½ Watched 24 Jun, 2016 2

    The most Hollywood-ized movie ever made.

    A film about chronic traumatic encephalopathy has a romantic subplot. That's pretty much all you need to know.

    Watch the PBS Frontline documentary League of Denial instead.

  • Deadpool

    Deadpool 2016

    ★★½ Watched 10 Jun, 2016

    Yes, there is such a thing as being too self-aware.

    But that is not nearly as egregious as the horrendous CGI. Colossus looks like he's made of clay. What the fuck? I didn't believe any of the stunts - if any of them were preformed for real - because nothing looked believable. The first moment I began to think something appeared believable, the shot cut to a new shot, a cut that severed the carotid artery of my suspension of…