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  • Django Unchained 2012

    ★★½ Watched 19 May, 2013 8

    How many music montages does one movie need? There's a point in this film where there are two in a row. And for a film that's already overlong, that's not a good thing.

    Indulgent is the best word to describe this. It's just edited so poorly. A lot needs to be taken out - and could be, with zero impact on the story. And it's not even a good story. The emotional core is there, but apart from that, the…

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★ Watched 11 May, 2012 1

    Don't go in expecting anything of substance. Check your brain at the door and enjoy the action, because that's all this movie can deliver.

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ½ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 494

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Drive 2011

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec, 2012 3

    Words alone cannot describe the perfection of this film.

    Beer: Leinenkugel Snowdrift Vanilla Porter - 4/5 (it's Leinenkugel; did you expect anything short of awesome?)

  • Drive 2011

    ★★★★★ Added

    Essentially a perfect film.

  • Skyfall 2012

    ★★½ Rewatched 22 Feb, 2013 62

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Looper 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jan, 2013 19

    Now that's how you make a god damn movie.

  • Argo 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 04 May, 2013

    Not the best movie of 2012, but a damn good one nonetheless.

  • The Dark Knight 2008

    ★½ Added 310

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Inception 2010

    ★★ Added 49

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar, 2013

    Even better the 3rd time around.

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar, 2013 12

    You can't do epic fantasy on film much better than this. While not quite as perfect as the Lord of the Rings, this is still an amazing film-making achievement in its own right.

    The Hobbit novel is more light-hearted and child-oriented than the Lord of the Rings books, and that tone is reflected in this film. However, a little more tonal consistency would have been appreciated. Things like troll boogers, bunny sleds, a guy with poop in his hair, and…