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  • The Secret Life of Pets

    The Secret Life of Pets 2016

    ★★ Watched 11 Jul, 2016

    As a grown ass man with an embarrassing weakness for talking animals, I have to say I was underwhelmed. Definitely one for the kids only.

  • Extralarge: Black and White

    Extralarge: Black and White 1991

    ★★ Watched 10 Jul, 2016

    This pilot episode for an Italian TV movie series has Spencer as P.I. Jack Costello teaming up (if you can call it that) with Thomas's cartoonist character Dumas for really dumb reasons not worth explaining. They run afoul of a corrupt senator after a petty thief (the breathtaking Lela Rochon) who's in possession of CIA microfilm in a stolen watch.

    Pretty solid on the tech side thanks to Castellari (some nice stunts) but a hot fucking mess on the acting…

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  • Over the Top

    Over the Top 1987

    ★★ Added 1

    VHS, North Miami, Florida.

    So Stallone drives up to his estranged son’s military school graduation in a beat-up semi, bearing documents that prove his paternity and a desire to make up for not being around the kid’s whole life. The kid wants none of it. I wouldn’t either, because Stallone is fucking insane. How else would you characterize a guy who’d drive his 18-wheeler through a rich guy’s iron gate, over his beautiful fountain and straight through the front door,…

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Apr, 2012

    Digital. Alamo Drafthouse Village. Starts out slow but soon loses its mind. One of the best films of the past 20 years in any genre.