Let me begin by saying that I truly believe texting during movies to be one of the greatest cinematic sins one can commit. And yet, this film was so boring and there were only three other people in the theater so I texted basically the entire time. Here are some gems to help define this moviegoing experience:
"This movie is terrible."
"Steven is talking and moving around uncomfortably. He even went and found a new seat because he's bored."
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