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  • Horror Hotel the Movie

    Horror Hotel the Movie 2016

    Watched 25 Oct, 2016

    I chose to watch this because it has a killer clown on the cover, but there's not a single clown in the film. Nice job, marketeers.

  • Meet the Blacks

    Meet the Blacks 2016

    ½ Watched 27 Jul, 2016

    I'd love to have been a fly on the wall during the marketing meetings for this one-sheet. Instead of selling this as a parody of The Purge, 90% of the poster is taken up by this weird illustration that could double as a Trump election poster. I doubt the guy wearing this mask is even in the movie. Not really sure because I quickly lost interest and started dividing my attention between this stinker and Pokemon Go.

    *edit* someone's changed the poster to a more generic one; this one is what i was on about.

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  • Henry Poole Is Here

    Henry Poole Is Here 2008

    ★★ Added 1

    Extra points deducted for one of the worst filmposters ever.

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One

    Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug, 2014

    The perfect so-bad-it's good Asylum movie (when most of their 2014 output has been very disappointing). It does everything right that the first Sharknado did wrong. C'mon Asylum, gimme that Sharktopusnado vs Piranhacondanado.