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  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★½

    This fogs up my VR glasses every. Single. Time.

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ★★

    You know how big stars sometimes parody a Hollywood blockbuster on Kimmel? Passengers is exactly like that, but feature length. On Saturday Night Live it would be called Stockholm Syndrome in Space.

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  • Henry Poole Is Here

    Henry Poole Is Here

    ★★

    Extra points deducted for one of the worst filmposters ever.

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One

    Sharknado 2: The Second One

    ★★★★½

    The perfect so-bad-it's good Asylum movie (when most of their 2014 output has been very disappointing). It does everything right that the first Sharknado did wrong. C'mon Asylum, gimme that Sharktopusnado vs Piranhacondanado.