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  • Semblance

    Semblance 2014

    Watched 31 Oct, 2016

    This is the third version of this story I've seen (Tuck me in being the first), and it's starting to feel like getting Rickrolled.

  • Meet the Blacks

    Meet the Blacks 2016

    ½ Watched 27 Jul, 2016

    I'd love to have been a fly on the wall during the marketing meetings for this one-sheet. Instead of selling this as a parody of The Purge, 90% of the poster is taken up by this weird illustration that could double as a Trump election poster. I doubt the guy wearing this mask is even in the movie. Not really sure because I quickly lost interest and started dividing my attention between this stinker and Pokemon Go.

    *edit* someone's changed the poster to a more generic one; this one is what i was on about.

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  • Henry Poole Is Here

    Henry Poole Is Here 2008

    ★★ Added 1

    Extra points deducted for one of the worst filmposters ever.

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One

    Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug, 2014

    The perfect so-bad-it's good Asylum movie (when most of their 2014 output has been very disappointing). It does everything right that the first Sharknado did wrong. C'mon Asylum, gimme that Sharktopusnado vs Piranhacondanado.