DirkH ★★★★★ 14
The glorious pillows of stringent procrastination have revolted with amazing gusto. It is in that paradox where the true chocolate finds its mettle. Or soup even! Amazing hot lava…
Parker ½ 10
"Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?" "Just fuck my shit up, fam." "Say no more."
DirkH ★★★★★ 52
Dad what's wrong?
Grown up stuff, sweetheart.
Daddy's just a bit afraid for the world.
Is it because of the Orange Hamster Man?
Are you sad?
Hollie Horror ★★ 3
The one true lizard overlord I can support, being from Scandinavia, he would have some interesting democratic socialist ideas to puke all over Americans. He will also be prone to…
Matt Singer ★★★ 24
Not terrible, but I would have liked it better if he had used more accounting-related puns when he killed people. “You know what I’m about to depreciate? Your life.” <BOOM>…