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  • Pixels

    Pixels 2015

    Watched 21 Jul, 2015 3

    Here's a movie whose whole selling point is big FX comedy set against a sci-fi backdrop of beloved classic video games brought to life, that still somehow assumes no one watching the film knows the games that it's referencing. No one in the film does either, as Sandler and company explain Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong to each other as if these ancient relics have moved so far out of the public eye no one could possibly remember them.


  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

    ★★★½ Added

    I won’t make excuses here. This film is utterly brilliant. The simple pleasures of the Nickelodeon cartoon are expanded to epic proportions with a bizarro underground comix vibe that blows my mind every single time I see it. I mean, this is a kids’ flick with Stunt Rock references for Pete’s sake - this ain’t your Rugrats Movie. I did not expect to like this movie much when it hit theaters, but I ended up LOVING it. Just talking about…

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  • Wrath of the Titans

    Wrath of the Titans 2012

    ★★ Watched 27 Mar, 2012

    Exploding Dirt: The Motion Picture.

  • Blubberella

    Blubberella 2011

    ½ Watched 09 Feb, 2012 2

    Based on a joke that no one wanted to see ("What if Bloodrayne was fat?") comes another amateur-hour Uwe Boll film. It's sub-Friedberg & Seltzer parody, complete with black face and a sympathetic Hitler (played by Boll himself). You've been warned...