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  • Equalizer 2000 1987

    ★★★ Watched 20 Aug, 2014

    of all the cheapo, trasho Mad Max rip offs out there, Equalizer 2000 is probably the most low down and low cash of them all. The picture quality is a just a step above shot on video, voices are dubbed, and the whole film appears to have been shot ion some hills behind a strip mall somewhere. the nonsense plot revolves around that giant gun seen in the film's beautiful poster and how that gun will kill everyone. no joke.…

  • Last Action Hero 1993

    ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Aug, 2014

    Killed by Jurassic Park upon it's release and coming out the year before Pulp Fiction, Last Action was the real dinosaur of the early 90s. A time when studios still thought the star powered summer family action blockbuster was a sure bet. While the film is a totally self indulgent hot mess, it's also silly as shit and at times seriously fun. Even with it's good intentions, there were so many careers that took a blow from this bloated but…

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  • Hellgate 1990

    ★★½ Watched 18 Aug, 2014 1

    while there's some great moments in this cheap looking scuzz bucket horror movie Hellgate, there's not quite enough that i'm gonna say its a weird gem that needs to watched or anything. there's an A+ sequence where a guy finds a crystal that brings dead things back to life with a laser (i know) and he has a beautiful exchange with a zombie turtle (i know). the rest of Hellgate is pretty hit or miss and seems to shift it's…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul, 2014

    just seriously fucking fun.

    back in the end of Iron Man 1, when just the hint of a possible Avengers movie sounded like the most outrageous thing ever, nobody could have ever guessed one day we'd get a cinematic version of Marvel at it's most cosmic & weirdo, the Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, this film is just what the movie doctor ordered. just when the Marvel movie machine is seeming a bit formulaic, along comes this blast of original sci…