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  • Jodorowsky's Dune 2013

    ★★★ Watched 22 Apr, 2014

    the failed attempt for Alejandro Jodorowsky to make his tripped out vision of DUNE is the stuff of Hollywood legend. Most of us know the story on how the seeds planted there spread into Ridley Scott's ALIEN and influenced everything else on down. While this documentary gives a lot more detail into how the project got started and how wild it could have been, gets a little too high on itself thinking the movie would have been actually good. it…

  • Johnny Mnemonic 1995

    Watched 21 Apr, 2014

    what the fuck was that?

    seriously i have no clue what was going on in that cinematic hot mess i watched last night. i feel like Johnny Mnemonic is a disgusting explosion of the absolute worst the 1990s had to offer. it's full of outrageously outdated shitty virtual reality nonsense, dudes with trench coats and ponytails, dubbed voices, Keanu's "acting", and a coked up Dolph Lundgren as a jesus guy...? i should stop i'm making this movie sound more interesting then it is. it's an ugly, incoherent disaster of a movie & is a must to avoid.

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  • Man of Steel 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jun, 2013 7

    i dug the shit out of this.
    for real, this is Superman on a level we have never seen before. in terms of CRAZY COMIC BOOK SCI FI & AWESOMENESS..... nothing ever on this level.
    very similar to Batman Begins for me in that it makes you think about just what makes this superhero just so incredible. Zack Snyder pulled it off & this film is the superhero standard to be judged by.

    i was happily surprised to see how successful the…

  • Machete Kills 2013

    ★★★ Watched 10 Oct, 2013 7

    with Machete Kills, it seems like writer/director/editor/everything Robert Rodriguez either is just making movies for himself or doesn't care about the audience any more. that's either totally genius or the guy is going to be doing straight to Netflix movies in a few years. this maybe unnecessary sequel has the same warped green screen el cheapo feel the Spy Kids films had... only this has blood and boobs. The whole thing plays like it was conceived & filmed over seven days…