Steven Jefferson ★★ 9
In space, no-one can hear you weep at what could have been a great prequel.
There are just so many things wrong with this film and it just would just…
From a slow-burn opening, to the beautiful synchronicity of performance and soundtrack, and ending in a duel of fates (as is tradition) this film is a masterclass in pure cinema.…
Watch something else, anything, even the old Captain America movie. Just not this
Steven Jefferson ★★★½
Well, I was not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did considering how fucking bored and angry I get about the complete lack of originality that's churned out…
Steven Jefferson ½
Imagine eating every horror film you've ever seen and then filming it as you shit it out.
That was V/H/S.