On behalf of a two year old child, this gets a star. Plus my rating.
Owley Samter ★★½ 7
Kristen Stewart basically does, what she knows best: Having sex with two guys at the same time.
Chaitanya Adgaonkar ★★★★★
Tarantino, you Glorious Basterd.
Matt Zanchelli ★★½
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Sreeyesh Vijayan ★½
I'm logically incapable of liking religious apologetics.