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Stupid but fun Statham actioner.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

"Wiggle your big toe."

"Bitch isn't standing now."

This film is all kinds of terrible but I did laugh out loud frequently. That has to count for something.

"The "D" is silent, hillbilly."

"Au revoir, fucker!"

A pretty underrated
Van Damme actioner.

"Has God spoken to you yet?"

Bill Paxton is great in this.

"FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! "

"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"

When you watch this film sober it's a cinematic masterpiece. Once you've had a few it's a little slice of heaven.