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  • This Is the End

    This Is the End 2013

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr, 2015

    "Hermione just stole all of our shit. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself."

  • Cobra

    Cobra 1986

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 29 Dec, 2014 1

    "This is where the law stops and I start - sucker!"

  • Your Highness

    Your Highness 2011

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec, 2014

    "How are you going to make me love you?"

    "If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem."

  • Goon

    Goon 2011

    ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec, 2014

    "Gay porn hard!"

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski 1998

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Dec, 2014 2

    "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

  • Hard to Kill

    Hard to Kill 1990

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Dec, 2014

    A masterpiece of awesome.

  • Cold in July

    Cold in July 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec, 2014

    "All right, boys, it's Howdy Doody time."

  • The Midnight Meat Train

    The Midnight Meat Train 2008

    ★★½ Rewatched 10 Dec, 2014 3

    For a perfect example of why practical effects are better than CG watch this film.

  • Safe

    Safe 1995

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Dec, 2014

    Even better on a rewatch. The criterion blu looks great too.

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard 1988

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Dec, 2014

    "Sweetheart, have I ever lied to you?"

    "My boss? He thinks I'm on my way to Vegas."

  • Predestination

    Predestination 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Dec, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So the chick/dude looks like if Leo DiCaprio, Edward Furlong and Michael Parks had a baby so that's something. Overall I thought it was a pretty solid but not mind blowing time travel film. Great performances though especially from Sarah Snook.

  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

    Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 2014

    ★½ Watched 04 Dec, 2014 2

    My 1000th film logged since joining Letterboxd. Too bad I didn't pick a better film. The suck level was pretty high on this one and the whole thing just felt really pointless.