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  • Upside Down

    Upside Down 2013

    ½ Watched 17 Aug, 2015

    In upside down world, 1/2 a star is 4 1/2 stars, but if it comes in contact with a good movie, it'll catch on fire.

    This movie is stunningly remarkable in its depth of dumbness. Just when you think it couldn't sink lower (higher?), you learn that, in opposite world, people pee upside down hardeeharhar.

    I greatly enjoyed, however, being gobsmacked that anyone financed this, or agreed to act in it, after looking at any sort of script, or treatment, or pitch meeting. Maybe everyone thought it was supposed to be a comedy.

  • Drive Angry

    Drive Angry 2011

    Watched 28 Jul, 2015

    How weird! This 3D TV demo disc stars Nicolas Cage!

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  • Sebastian

    Sebastian 1968

    ★★★ Watched 06 Jun, 2012

    Ever say to yourself "I wish there were a mod romcom about mathematical analog code cracking with punchcards and LSD"?

  • Torque

    Torque 2004

    ★★½ Watched 12 Sep, 2014

    Oh, it's trying to both satirize action racing pictures and be an action racing picture. There's an over-the-top sense of humor there. There's also lots of explosions of expensive bikes, cars, props. But it ends up feeling like you've watched two hours of a Pepsi commercial dreamed up by Kid Rock.

    I loved DETENTION. I can see inklings of the brilliance of DETENTION in this. But this is certainly no DETENTION.