In upside down world, 1/2 a star is 4 1/2 stars, but if it comes in contact with a good movie, it'll catch on fire.
This movie is stunningly remarkable in its depth of dumbness. Just when you think it couldn't sink lower (higher?), you learn that, in opposite world, people pee upside down hardeeharhar.
I greatly enjoyed, however, being gobsmacked that anyone financed this, or agreed to act in it, after looking at any sort of script, or treatment, or pitch meeting. Maybe everyone thought it was supposed to be a comedy.
Oh, it's trying to both satirize action racing pictures and be an action racing picture. There's an over-the-top sense of humor there. There's also lots of explosions of expensive bikes, cars, props. But it ends up feeling like you've watched two hours of a Pepsi commercial dreamed up by Kid Rock.
I loved DETENTION. I can see inklings of the brilliance of DETENTION in this. But this is certainly no DETENTION.