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  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    ½

    Utterly, unbelievably, unbearably bad and the complete opposite of funny.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ½

    I bet prostate exams are more enjoyable than this piece of shit.

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  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    ★★★½

    I prefer the swedish version. And I prefer Noomi Rapace over Rooney Mara

  • The Possession

    The Possession

    So this is one of those horror films based on a "true story". Yeah right. Well if you stress that it's based on a true story, at least have your characters behave like real human beings. But of course they don't, lets just turn to exorcism before asking a psychologist.
    The entire story is extremely predictable plus shitty editing and an annoying score (keep hitting that low note on the piano every once in a while!) make watching it almost…