I didn't like it. There I said it. No, fuck *you*. I liked Hot Fuzz more, there, how'd you like that? You know what else? I thought Zombieland was a better zombie film. Oooooo "controversy".

I dunno, maybe I had a headache that day.

There are a lot of reasons for why you should see Logan's Run, number one among these is that I have seen it and continue to use it as a pop-culture reference despite the fact that it is clearly not popular.

How is a guy supposed to make a joke about a glowing crystal in his hand or dialling up a casual lover for the evening through his TV when everyone keeps looking at him funny. It's a goddamn classic people!

Giving hope to bearded men everywhere that one day their Dad will give them a big goddamned hammer (cue up "If I had a hammer") and they'll be able to walk around saying things like "What ho?!" and "Wench bring me more mead, for my thirst needs sating" and "Whence ist thy comb, my beard doth need it".