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  • This Means War 2012

    ½ Added

    This Means War could have passed for a feel good corny romance- but it wasn't even that. It was every trope I wanted the burn in the Mayan Apocalypse and more.

    Frankly, this was the biggest waste of time I've spent my holiday season doing. I could have been knitting scarves for my grandmother, but NOPE, I just have to watch Reese Witherspoon whining about how she can't decide between two guys.

    The basis of the movie is pretty much…

  • Chernobyl Diaries 2012

    ½ Added 1

    I should have stopped at "From the makers of Paranormal Activity."

    Ugh. UGH.

    This was a waste of my precious money and time on Earth that I could have been using to further human kind.

    Most of the movie was just freaking unrealistic (see Dirk Hasselman's review for this- I don't feel like reiterating) and- ugh.

    Excuse me as I wash out my eyeballs with Clorox.

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 2011

    ★★★★ Added 3

    It's hard to like a movie when you've read the book and fangirled over it. However, I think that this movie was a good conclusion to the Harry Potter movie franchise.

    However, the reason I bumped the rating down from 5 stars to 4 would be because of THE ENDING. I don't know about you, but that's not the way I would have reacted. If you watch this movie, you'll know what I'm talking about.

  • Twilight 2008

    ½ Added

    There are only two reasons you would watch this:

    1) You a very practical masochist.

    2) You have been reduced join the cesspit of other screaming Twilight fans.

    Seriously. I like the books, even though everyone says they're awful. I mean, they have a certain charm to them. But really.

    WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE QUALITY OF BOOK TO MOVIE MOVIES?

    /end caps lock rage.