Twilight 2008 ½

There are only two reasons you would watch this:

1) You a very practical masochist.

2) You have been reduced join the cesspit of other screaming Twilight fans.

Seriously. I like the books, even though everyone says they're awful. I mean, they have a certain charm to them. But really.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE QUALITY OF BOOK TO MOVIE MOVIES?

/end caps lock rage.

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