There are only two reasons you would watch this:
1) You a very practical masochist.
2) You have been reduced join the cesspit of other screaming Twilight fans.
Seriously. I like the books, even though everyone says they're awful. I mean, they have a certain charm to them. But really.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE QUALITY OF BOOK TO MOVIE MOVIES?
/end caps lock rage.