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  • Interstellar 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Nov, 2014

    I cannot properly review this film because my fifth-dimension thoughts will not fit in this third-dimension space.

    If you're ever going to see this in life, make sure it's in IMAX and on biggest screen you have at your disposal, slick.

  • Phantasm 1979

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct, 2014 3

    Film #6 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    I'd only seen one Don Coscarelli film before this and that featured doorknobs turning into dicks so going in I knew Phantasm was probably going to be a little bit weird. And then in the first scene a woman has sex with a guy in a graveyard (what was up with teenagers in 70s horror movies wanting to fuck in graveyards? Are dead, rotting bodies a natural aphrodisiac or something? What have…

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  • Skyfall 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov, 2012 7

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Fast Five 2011

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Nov, 2012 3

    The idea to take a creatively stalled and uninteresting series which somehow managed four films with the world's most boring characters and a plot that collectively amount to "hey, cars are cool, aren't they?" and change that into an exciting, intriguing, fast-paced heist series that uses its obsession with cars to its advantage was probably the greatest stroke of genius of 2011.

    The characters don't get much development, but did you expect/want them to? Justin Lin and crew know where…