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  • Phantasm 1979

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct, 2014 3

    Film #6 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    I'd only seen one Don Coscarelli film before this and that featured doorknobs turning into dicks so going in I knew Phantasm was probably going to be a little bit weird. And then in the first scene a woman has sex with a guy in a graveyard (what was up with teenagers in 70s horror movies wanting to fuck in graveyards? Are dead, rotting bodies a natural aphrodisiac or something? What have…

  • Dracula 1958

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Oct, 2014

    Film #5 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    Christopher Lee's classic performance in 1958's Horror of Dracula as the Count himself ranks right up among other famed performances of Dracula, such as Leslie Nielsen, Dominic Purcell, and Adam Sandler.

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  • Skyfall 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov, 2012 7

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Deep Red 1975

    ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct, 2014 9

    Film #1 of Kyle’s Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    This is only my second Dario Argento film, after watching his giant piece of shit Dracula 3D in the summer. So hey, I guess this guy's not a total hack after all! (I kid... but seriously, what the fuck was up with the grasshopper scene? And filming his own daughter nude?)

    Despite the word "horror" being emblazoned in my Hoop-Tober list title so bright and so sharp that the title, it just…