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  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990

    ★★★½ Watched 24 Jul, 2014 3

    "Fire: the untamed element, oldest of man's mysteries! Giver of warmth, destroyer of forests! Right now, this building is on fire!"
    "What?"
    "Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the age-old drama of self-preservation!"

    I really hope Christopher Lee was on set when Hulk Hogan's cameo was shot because I'd like to believe the two of them had a lengthy conversation about life, love, and Hulkamania.

  • That Awkward Moment 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 02 Jul, 2014 11

    Don't fucking judge me, alright?

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  • Skyfall 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov, 2012 7

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Fast Five 2011

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Nov, 2012 3

    The idea to take a creatively stalled and uninteresting series which somehow managed four films with the world's most boring characters and a plot that collectively amount to "hey, cars are cool, aren't they?" and change that into an exciting, intriguing, fast-paced heist series that uses its obsession with cars to its advantage was probably the greatest stroke of genius of 2011.

    The characters don't get much development, but did you expect/want them to? Justin Lin and crew know where…