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  • Phantasm 1979

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct, 2014 3

    Film #6 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    I'd only seen one Don Coscarelli film before this and that featured doorknobs turning into dicks so going in I knew Phantasm was probably going to be a little bit weird. And then in the first scene a woman has sex with a guy in a graveyard (what was up with teenagers in 70s horror movies wanting to fuck in graveyards? Are dead, rotting bodies a natural aphrodisiac or something? What have…

  • Dracula 1958

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Oct, 2014

    Film #5 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.

    Christopher Lee's classic performance in 1958's Horror of Dracula as the Count himself ranks right up among other famed performances of Dracula, such as Leslie Nielsen, Dominic Purcell, and Adam Sandler.

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  • Skyfall 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov, 2012 7

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Fast Five 2011

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Nov, 2012 3

    The idea to take a creatively stalled and uninteresting series which somehow managed four films with the world's most boring characters and a plot that collectively amount to "hey, cars are cool, aren't they?" and change that into an exciting, intriguing, fast-paced heist series that uses its obsession with cars to its advantage was probably the greatest stroke of genius of 2011.

    The characters don't get much development, but did you expect/want them to? Justin Lin and crew know where…