Film #6 of Kyle's Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.
I'd only seen one Don Coscarelli film before this and that featured doorknobs turning into dicks so going in I knew Phantasm was probably going to be a little bit weird. And then in the first scene a woman has sex with a guy in a graveyard (what was up with teenagers in 70s horror movies wanting to fuck in graveyards? Are dead, rotting bodies a natural aphrodisiac or something? What have…
Film #1 of Kyle’s Hoop Horror Halloween Haunt.
This is only my second Dario Argento film, after watching his giant piece of shit Dracula 3D in the summer. So hey, I guess this guy's not a total hack after all! (I kid... but seriously, what the fuck was up with the grasshopper scene? And filming his own daughter nude?)
Despite the word "horror" being emblazoned in my Hoop-Tober list title so bright and so sharp that the title, it just…