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  • Fishing With John

    Fishing With John 1991

    ★★★★ Watched 02 May, 2015

    "I get kinda sweet when it comes to bedtime."
    - Willem Dafoe.

    "You think I should have, like, little sections of the bone in my leg removed so my legs aren't so long?"

    - John Lurie & Dennis Hopper.

  • The Hot Spot

    The Hot Spot 1990

    ★★★ Watched 22 Apr, 2015 3

    The Hot Spot is a film in which the phrase "I am fucking you to death" is spoken entirely unironically, during a scene in which said act is physically taking place.

    Could've used more Jack Nance. Three stars, two of which are for each of Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows.

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  • Skyfall

    Skyfall 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov, 2012 7

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay, so this is gonna probably be a long rambling rant more than a review. Oh and there's going to be lots and spoilers so if you haven't seen it but are somehow seeing this, close your computer and drive to the theater and watch this right now. Oh, and pick me up some Mike & Ike's if they have them.

    So... I am not admittedly the biggest Bond fan in the world. This isn't because I don't enjoy the Bond…

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five 2011

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Nov, 2012 3

    The idea to take a creatively stalled and uninteresting series which somehow managed four films with the world's most boring characters and a plot that collectively amount to "hey, cars are cool, aren't they?" and change that into an exciting, intriguing, fast-paced heist series that uses its obsession with cars to its advantage was probably the greatest stroke of genius of 2011.

    The characters don't get much development, but did you expect/want them to? Justin Lin and crew know where…