review by Harlequin Pro
Jennifer's Body 2009
Watched Jun 29, 2012
Harlequin’s review:
Jennifer is a bitch.
Jennifer's friend is a moron.
Jennifer's friends's boyfriend just turned 12.
Jennifer's friends's boyfriend's mother acts like she be on drugs.
Who wrote the lines for this film? I seriously want to meet the person who thinks joking about sexually transmitted diseases, fucking dead bodies and using tampon puns, would be a funny thing to include is an otherwise really well written (not so much) film.
Also, where did the story go? Anyone seen the plot to this film lying around somewhere? If so, please return it ASAP!
Have you ever listened to the song this is based on, Jennifer's Body by Hole? Pretty good song. If this movie was just 90 minutes of that song, it probably would'nt be so bad.
By the way, the person who wrote this was Diablo Cody, the same person who wrote Juno, Young Adult, and the upcoming Evil Dead remake. That's the person you probably want to meet.
Juno.... figures...
I must be in the distinct minority but I enjoyed Jennifer's Body.
I can see why someone would like it. It's very flashy (no pun intended), and it's also pretty... wordy.