review by Harlequin Pro
John Carter 2012
Rewatched Jul 13, 2012
Harlequin’s review:
Too much Carter hate makes me sad.
I do have a really hard time figuring out why people hated it so much, and why they stopped production of the second film, GODDAMMIT!
They should beat National Treasure with a really large stick, set it on fire, dig Walt Disney up, ram Nic Cage's head and the buring stick up his ass, and then have another go at John Carter with whatever funds was given for the production of freaking National Treasure 3.
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