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  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009

    ½ Rewatched 06 Apr, 2015

    Nope. Still makes no sense.

  • Deliver Us from Evil

    Deliver Us from Evil 2014

    ★★½ Watched 01 Apr, 2015

    Starts off promisingly creating a very moody, oppressive atmosphere.
    The story then became subject to the limits imposed by the 'based on a .... ' claim (I'll happily be the first one to call BS on that claim, by the way.)
    I definitely got a tame Se7en vibe. The potential is there, but the execution needs a facelift.

  • The Babadook

    The Babadook 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Apr, 2015

    It's okay. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway...
    Unique, creepy, unsettling, eerie, and genuinely terrifying.

  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose

    The Exorcism of Emily Rose 2005

    Watched 31 Mar, 2015 9

    The Exorcism of Emily Rose. So boring it causes one to extemporaneously nap.

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below 2014

    ★★ Watched 01 Apr, 2015

    The entrance to Hell itself lies within a manhole on the streets of Paris.
    You couldn't make this stuff up.

  • A Haunted House

    A Haunted House 2013

    ★★½ Watched 29 Mar, 2015

    One of the better spoofs out there. Doesn't mean it's good.. just.. better. I think I laughed once, maybe twice, but I was never irritated or annoyed with anything that happened.
    When it all comes down to it, Paranormal Activity is a pretty easy target for spoofing, mainly because the film manages to be silly even without Marlon Wayans' help.

  • We're the Millers

    We're the Millers 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar, 2015

    No Ragrets. Ya know what I'm sayin'?

  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher 2007

    Watched 27 Mar, 2015

    During the opening credits I spotted this: Producer... Michael Bay.
    Just....
    No.
    Sean Bean.
    No.
    Please....

  • Mr. Jones

    Mr. Jones 2013

    ★★★ Watched 27 Mar, 2015

    Holy crap this film is terrifying!
    There's something so very ominous and threatening about it.
    The concept is simplistic in nature, but you still have to keep your eyes open to be up the date with what's happening at all times.
    Because 'Mr. Jones' is one of those movies that leaves you wondering "what just happened?". It's genuinely difficult to figure out, and gets even weirder the closer you get to the end.
    - One theory is the obvious interpretation,…

  • Sharknado

    Sharknado 2013

    ½ Watched 26 Mar, 2015 4

    Excruciating pain... is what this film inflicted on me. I know it's supposed to be cheesy and dumb, but damn, this is a whole new league of retarded. It's better than "Piranha", but worse than "Snakes on a Plane". Which I realise, doesn't say much.

  • Oculus

    Oculus 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar, 2015

    Recommended by Phil Newton.

    CG ghosts aside (will we ever be free of them?!) the story turned out to be surprisingly good, if not a little predictable, but this was genuinely a very nice and pretty scary watch.

  • Starving in Suburbia

    Starving in Suburbia 2014

    ★★★ Watched 24 Mar, 2015

    This subject of Ana and thinspiration is probably one of the scariest things I can think of.