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  • Exodus: Gods and Kings

    Exodus: Gods and Kings 2014

    ★★ Watched 24 May, 2015

    There is a scene where Moses is buried in mud. He's conversing with British Child God while a bush burns blue in the background.
    Almost swallowed whole by the mud (which seems to work greatly as a metaphor for the entire film), Moses finds himself more concerned with the "mud", rather than the grandeur of the story's higher theme. That is essentially the biggest problem I found with Exodus: Gods and Kings.
    I'm not surprised by the biblical inaccuracy, but the story of Moses is a fantastic and adventures one. Ridley Scott somehow managed to make it less and... lacking.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Watched 17 May, 2015

    Can I just say how fucking insane and undeniably awesome Mad Max: Fury Road is?!
    I know we live in a day and age where the word "awesome" is severely overused, but there's just no other word for this masterpiece.

    Mad Max: Fury Road is actively trying to be the greatest action film ever made... and it is succeeding, oh yeah!!!

  • The Babadook

    The Babadook 2014

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 May, 2015

    Still absolutely terrifying...
    I kinda want that book though...

  • Taken 3

    Taken 3 2014

    ★★½ Watched 10 May, 2015

    I wish people would stop taking his shit.

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty 1998

    ★★★½ Watched 07 May, 2015 8

    Recommended by Fish.

    My first thought was that this seemed like a children's version of Puppet Masters. Now while that both speaks for and against the film itself, I'll just like to point out that I did enjoy myself tremendously.
    The Faculty is a blatant rip-off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If this bothers you then you will probably give it a low grade. Personally I didn't mind too much, mostly because it's never trying to hide the "borrowed"…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

    Watched 07 May, 2015 13

    I loved Jamie Foxx's character so much... That was before he turned into Dr. Manhattan 2.0. They need to stop. Right now. Just stop.

  • Honeymoon

    Honeymoon 2014

    ★★★ Watched 06 May, 2015 2

    Recommended by Daniel Rodriguez.

    There are a total of four actors in this film, and let me just start out by saying that they all did a phenomenal job!

    I'm not sure what I was expecting going into this. Mainly because I knew nothing about the film, but thought the title provided enough information anyway.
    There are similar horror films out there: Starstruck newly weds going on their long awaited honeymoon, but that's where the similarities stop. There's nothing quite…

  • Babysitter's Black Book

    Babysitter's Black Book 2015

    ★★½ Watched 06 May, 2015

    This seemed FAMILIAR somehow. Almost like I've SEEN it before. It might be nothing, but sometimes you just get a feeling.
    Either way, I'm sure this is much much better than that OTHER thing. It's not like we've got that much drama filled BABYSITTER cinema to choose from anyway.

  • Kiss of the Damned

    Kiss of the Damned 2012

    ½ Watched 05 May, 2015 4

    Vampires are sooooo misunderstood...
    Good God, even the sex scenes were tedious as fuck.
    Worse than that. When they're not having sex, or killing people, the dialogue is so badly written that the actors were told to mumble their way through it to fool people. I see right through you "Kiss of the Damned", and I am not impressed!

  • Stoker

    Stoker 2013

    ★★★ Watched 02 May, 2015

    "Have you ever seen a picture of yourself, taken when you didn't know you were being photographed, from an angle that you don't usually see when you look in a mirror, and you think: "That's me... that's ALSO me." - This is where I got the sudden feeling that the film was quoting itself reciting a quote. I'm not going to lie, chills went down my spine in that very moment.
    Stoker is a pretty creepy watch, but tries a little too hard at times.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 01 May, 2015 4

    I used to like Anne Hathaway a lot. But somehow she's getting progressively more and more annoying with every film. Same as Matthew McConaughey really.
    Love Wes Bentley and Michael Caine though, but does the good even out the bad?... MmmmyeaaaaaNO!
    The film is okayish, it's not great but it's bearable (which says A LOT these days), if not a little long. Still, it took a great deal of energy to abstract myself from the whole McConaughaway situation.
    Also, the…

  • Lucy

    Lucy 2014

    ★★ Watched 30 Apr, 2015

    Started out great. Absolutely loved the beginning. Then it got weird. Then it got weirder. Then it started to make less and less sense. Then all sense left the building. Then it just... ended.