one star for ed norton's boner, one for keaton's walter whities, one for the fake one shot none for the "satire"
Rakestraw ★★★★ 2
Oh dip...I didn't know they straight-up remade The Equalizer one month later. Although, the Chloe Grace Moretz thread is replaced with a beagle puppy, thus immediately improving the acting side…
i feel nothing, this movie didn't bring any emotions in me whatsoever i'm literally ??????????? nothing
after a lot of careful thought and consideration, i came to the conclusion that i really just didn't like this film at all and i'm not sure why. gyllenhaal was…
Wonderful. I'm not sure if I can even write a coherent review of why I liked it so much, I'm still giddy from the cinema. Intelligent and unexpectedly funny, maybe…