Ria ★★★★ 1
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Remind me why it took me so long to see this?
How is Marcello so damn beautiful?
i still can't get over dan stevens.
one star for ed norton's boner, one for keaton's walter whities, one for the fake one shot none for the "satire"
Rakestraw ★★★★ 4
Oh dip...I didn't know they straight-up remade The Equalizer one month later. Although, the Chloe Grace Moretz thread is replaced with a beagle puppy, thus immediately improving the acting side…