Katherine ★★★★½ 1
For moral reasons I really wanted to be able to say this was a piece of shit, but I can't. I can say Victor Salva is a piece of shit,…
Don't get me wrong. This movie is gross and Victor Salva is gross and he should be in jail forever. But this is a pretty scary and enjoyable movie. But…
Ria ★★★ 3
Rocket Raccoon is badass. Drax is funny. Groot is sooo cute. Soundtrack is awesome.
On the other hand, Ronan is so one-dimensional wtf. Also, would've LOVED it if we knew…
More like The Boring One. HEYO!
Ria ★★★★★ 1
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.