Watched halfway to drunk on a VHS bootleg, as god intended...
EDIT: Just saw the review ahead of me, and.... yeah. Exactly :)
Watched halfway to drunk on a VHS bootleg, as god intended...
EDIT: Just saw the review ahead of me, and.... yeah. Exactly :)
busy and dumb and derivative and forgettable and certainly a win for Star Wars trolls, both old and slightly less old. if you go in with low expectations and debate that part of your brain that can still experience surprised disappointment to, at least, a draw, you'll be able to walk out and say " yeah, there were neat alien designs in that...". but it was fine.
sigh.
Thursday is imbecilic. It was one of the gazillion Tarantino knock-offs released in the back half of the 90's (see also: 2 Days in the Valley, Truth or Consequences New Mexico, Way of the Gun, Very Bad Things, et cetera). Its director, Skip Woods, later the author of such classics as Die Hard 5, Swordfish, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine (though in fairness he also wrote the under appreciated A Team movie and... OK, The A Team, I guess), slots his…