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  • Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV

    Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV 2016

    ★★★½ Added

    The negatives I came in expecting I definitely got: Awkward stints of character interaction -- a combination of the computer animation and sub-par deliveries from secondary characters -- a reliance on safe but overused one liners during combat, and a habit of marketing an upcoming game instead of creating a steady film, where at times a character seems to appear for the sake of players recognizing their reference in Final Fantasy XV come November 29th. Kingsglaive is a corny and…

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant 2015

    ★½ Added

    Not a good film aside from its incredible depiction of a bear mauling. Beautifully shot all around but really just a slow and shallow revenge tale, with obligatory finger wags to big bad colonialism. And Dicaprio is literally crawling on the ground wounded for most the film. It's astonishingly boring.