What separates this film from the rest of the stupid, predictable, and disgustingly cheesy romantic comedies in the world? Nothing. The best words to describe this film are just that: stupid, predictable, and cheesy. Some romantic comedies still manage to be enjoyable even if they are completely ridiculous and unbelievable, but this isn't one of them. Admittedly, the only reason why I watched this was because David Tennant was in it (me being a Doctor Who fan). But even that wasn't a redeeming factor in The Decoy Bride. In fact, I'm mortified that Tennant accepted this role. It was truly awful. There were a few genuinely amusing bits (like everyone in the town using the male protagonist's book as toilet paper), but that's about as much that can be said for The Decoy Bride.