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  • The Jeffrey Dahmer Files 2013

    ★★ Watched 15 Apr, 2014

    A flat, monotonous and thoroughly uninteresting documentary on one of the most morbidly fascinating serial killer cases. This is far from comprehensive and offers little added insight into this macabre affair.

    Probably best to avoid.

  • V/H/S 2012

    ★★ Watched 15 Apr, 2014

    Not one scary story among the lot. The only thing creepy and unsettling was the depiction of women in all of the short films. I can't imagine I'm the target demographic for this feature but gore-porn and sucker-punch-jumps are NOT Horror.

    A loud noise isn't frightening. It's startling.
    Violence and gore are only freakish if there's a set up and payoff.
    The found footage gimmick has only really ever worked on a handful of movies and sadly this isn't one of them.

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  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 13

    I have absolutely no idea of how to start this review.
    First off the bat, to the best of my knowledge there is nothing here that will shake the foundations and change the opinion of the Nolan haters.

    Set 8 years after The Dark Knight, this film takes a knackered and spiritually broken Bruce Wayne and places him in a situation where he must don the cape once more.
    Christian Bale has come a long way in 7 years. From…

  • Dr. No 1962

    ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul, 2012 3

    Thank jeebus for Letterboxd. For years I've been doing the "Bond Marathon" before the latest 007 adventure. For years I thought I was the only sad fucker who endured all twenty something films in preparation for the next slice of kiss kiss, bang bang. There's a few that have more or less concluded this little ritual, but seeing as Skyfall ain't out until 26th October I thought I'd slowly work my way through them, starting now.

    So... Dr No. The…