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  • Monkey Shines 1988

    ★★★ Added 1

    If you see only one monkey movie with an awkward quadriplegic sexy scene, make sure it's Monkey Shines. Bolstered by David Shire's incredibly sincere made-for-tv'esque score and a surprisingly non-hokey performance from Jason Beghe, Monkey Shines plays as a thriller by numbers that takes its sweet time in getting to the nitty gritty.

    This could have been awful. Cringe inducing, teeth grittingly terrible. The kind of movie that makes you lose respect for a film maker. Somehow, by hook or by crook, George Romero crafts a serviceable thriller with some solid performances.

  • This Filthy World 2006

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep, 2014

    An extremely interesting man who wins over his audience with charm, wit and humorous anecdotes mined from his hugely successful career in genre filmmaking. John Waters makes for a wonderful orator who had me in fits of stitches throughout the show.

    If you're a fan of Water's work then this should be a no brainer for you. Watch it. It's fantastic.

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    ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul, 2012 13

    I have absolutely no idea of how to start this review.
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    Set 8 years after The Dark Knight, this film takes a knackered and spiritually broken Bruce Wayne and places him in a situation where he must don the cape once more.
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  • Dr. No 1962

    ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul, 2012 3

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