Being a lover of Hammer horror I'm going to phrase this review as eloquently and vividly as possible.
A shit sandwich from start to finish. What makes it worse is the fact that the shit is in fact sandwiched between two equally shitty slices of shit.
Pig ugly script.
... and the worst English accents I've encountered since Dick Van Dickhead in Mary Poppins. The crime here being that the terrible English accents are being performed by English actors/ actresses!
Truly awful. See for yourself