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  • Red Road
  • Martin
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My lil' list of 5 STAR goodness

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These films get my tip top seal of approval.
It may be that I consider them exemplary specimens in their…

  • The Avengers
  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Captain America: Civil War
  • Iron Man 3
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Rating the MCU

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Rating the MCU from personal favourites down to Thor movies.
Please note:

- I'm not particularly partial to origin stories.…

  • The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
  • The Deadly Affair
  • The Looking Glass War
  • Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  • Smiley's People

John le Carré Adaptations

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A list of all film and television versions of John le Carré's works.

What amazes me is the 10 year…

  • Highlander II: The Quickening
  • RoboCop 3
  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
  • Dungeons & Dragons
  • Thomas and the Magic Railroad

Infected Squirts Of Cinematic Discharge (1 STAR movies)

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So... why don't I seem to review many 1 Star films?

Because I'm not a masochist.
If a film has…

  • Masters of the Universe
  • Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Suburban Commando
  • 3 Ninjas

Pre-Millenium Cinema Excursions

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Family outings, first trips unaccompanied by adults and crappy first dates as a teenager.

  • Shaft
  • Get Carter
  • Bedazzled
  • Just Visiting
  • Planet of the Apes

Unnecessary Remakes 2000

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You know how this works. Producers dust off an old movie or franchise, or decide that people are too stupid…

  • The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service
  • Taken 3
  • Cobain: Montage of Heck
  • Furious 7

2015: Hit List

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And so it begins. Compiling a list of this year's releases that I'm targeting.

  • Hail, Caesar!
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
  • Deadpool
  • Zoolander 2
  • Race

2016: Hit List

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Another year begins and another hit list is prepared. Some of these films are going to knock my socks off,…

  • Lincoln
  • Hitchcock
  • Gangster Squad
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • A Good Day to Die Hard

2013: Hit List

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Caught sight of Ron's list and thought I'd go do the same.

Films I just gotta see this year! Some…

  • The Book Thief
  • Lone Survivor
  • RoboCop
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • The Raid 2

2014: Hit List

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Thought I'd get a wriggle on and start preparing for next year's releases.
This list will grow.
Some of these…

  • Bowling for Columbine
  • Dogtown and Z-Boys
  • Capturing the Friedmans
  • Fahrenheit 9/11
  • Riding Giants

What's Up Doc?

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Here's a list of some of my favourite documentaries over the past decade.

  • Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • Yogi's First Christmas
  • Gremlins
  • Lethal Weapon

Ho Ho Fucking Ho

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It's the beginning of December. Everywhere I turn I see Christmas trees, telly adverts, cheap booze, tinsel, baubles, that fuggly…