Henrik Løberg ★ 22
Getting stuck in the elevator for 45 minutes after watching this was so much more enjoyable.
HP Bjerva ★½ 2
-They have Scandinavian woman that can jump right over me.
I never saw Signs, before now.
Someone should withdraw MNS's writing privileges. God almighty what camp interaction between actors.
HP Bjerva ★½
Snyder is -no- visionary. He's a creative accountant; with a view on woman similar to that of a dodgy soft-porn producer.
(I have made that analogy before, but no film…
Thor-Eirik Johnsen ★½
The first one was actually a pleasant surprise to me, but this one happily pushes all the wrong buttons, exactly as my original fear dictated. The first one took its…
mad versaycer 5
the greatest collection of gravelly, phlegmatic, "menacing" voices ever assembled.
everything (and I mean everything) that goes right in LotR goes dreadfully, dreadfully wrong in smaug (SMAAAUUUG). furthermore, we've got…