HP Bjerva ★½
Snyder is -no- visionary. He's a creative accountant; with a view on woman similar to that of a dodgy soft-porn producer.
(I have made that analogy before, but no film…
Thor-Eirik Johnsen ★½
The first one was actually a pleasant surprise to me, but this one happily pushes all the wrong buttons, exactly as my original fear dictated. The first one took its…
off buying jelly beans 5
the greatest collection of gravelly, phlegmatic, "menacing" voices ever assembled.
everything (and I mean everything) that goes right in LotR goes dreadfully, dreadfully wrong in smaug (SMAAAUUUG). furthermore, we've got…
MathiasR ★★★ 1
Henrik Løberg ★★½ 8
There's a scene where a retarded man (who later befriends a cockroach which he names "Lactose") accidentally eats an entire box of viagra, thus getting a massive erection while peeing…