Mike D'Angelo ★★★
Overlong and somewhat saccharine (though I confess that I got a slight throat lump when Ricky first hugs his hot water bottle), but the distinctive Conchords-y humor just keeps…
DirkH ★ 51
Stop treating this franchise like it's some indestructible robot from the future. It isn't. There is nothing left to tell. To be honest the story was finished after the…
Daryl ★★★★★ 2
In truth, horror films don't really get much better than this.
The Thing is genuinely scary and full of some expertly crafted tension. The beauty of this tension means that…
Samuel ★★½ 5
I guess this is it. The Marvelization of Star Wars begins. They're way too busy setting up the next movie.
It's what you'd expect. Lots of good, lots of bad.…
Mike Thorn ½ 44
I'm too upset to formulate my thoughts. Review pending.
There's so much context to take into consideration. Just about everyone I know has a personal relationship with Star Wars,…