Kat Moir ★★★★½
This is the most fun I've had watching a movie in absolute months. I've still got a massive smile on my face half an hour later.
IM JUST SO HAPPY…
ericmarsh ½ 8
EricMarsh [notices a plant moving inside his house, slowly walks to it and begins speaking softly to it]
"Hello? My name is EricMarsh. Just want to talk in a very…
ericmarsh ★★★★ 9
Frank Darabont is a baaaaaaad man.
There's a scene not long into After Earth where Jaden Smith is talking down to his commanding officer, and it makes you wonder if the fresh princes sprog is actually…
ericmarsh ★★★★ 6
That? That's the sound of Martyrs repeatedly punching you in the face until you're numb.