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  • Looper 2012

    ★★★★ Added

    Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

  • Submarine 2010

    ★★★½ Added

    It was ok.

  • The Experiment 2001

    ★★★★ Added

    DO NOT WATCH THE AMERICAN REMAKE. I REPEAT. DO NOT WATCH THE SHITTY AMERICAN REMAKE. Stir and Repeat.

    Adrian Brody has about as much charisma as a toothpick...

    The German original prob cost 1/100 of the US remake and is 100 times better for it. It has a better plot, a better cast and is way more frightening.

    WATCH IT.

  • Oldboy 2003

    ★★★★ Added

    Upon second viewing not as engrossing as I remember but still worth it for the squid scene.

  • The White Ribbon 2009

    ★★★★★ Added

    Just finishing my patented "I HEART HANEKE" tee as we speak. Once again, flawless.

  • Super 8 2011

    ★★★½ Added

    Kids are cool.

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★★★ Added

    You Mr. Nolan are the king of the bat shit.

    Bane's asthma sometimes got the better of him and his dialogue but my hard-on for Hardy still remains intact.

    Begins is still my favourite...only because it was so unique and refreshing like a nice bat shit shandy.

    A toast to you Sir Nolan.

    PS. Please do something like Momento again soon, please, cheers.

  • Tomboy 2011

    ★★★★½ Added

    Simple, well-crafted little French flick dealing with a not-so-simple issue. An extremely believable family dynamic where the kid's performances in particular were quite astonishing...Looking forward to seeing the director's other film 'Water Lilies'.

    Incredible subtlety for such a young director.

  • Snow White and the Huntsman 2012

    ★★★ Added 1

    This film made me like Kristen Stewart. That girl can act bra!

    The milk bath, liquid silk mirror and queen crow sludge were stylistically siiiiiiiiick maaaaaate.

    I wish Darren Aronofsky got hold of it, threw away the stale narrative, maintained the character theatricality and upped the visual spectacular with a few subtle fairytale allusions for da sentimental ladies...they love dat shit.

    NB: Is Chris Hemsworth the hottest man in Hollywood right now. OMG! Right!

  • The Dictator 2012

    ★½ Added

    Oh poor Sacha...It's like a left-over Borat gag-reel with all the edgy, spontaneous bits left out. I really tried to enjoy The Dictator, but my laughs were just as forced and empty as the material.

  • Warrior 2011

    ★★★★ Added

    Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy.

  • The Debt 2010

    ★★★★★ Added

    Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren.